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There was Once a Irish Man Name Dave Travis , he wanted to Gobble some turkey , but it was so cold outside he couldnt control himself shivering .
He didnt feel like turkey anymore , and felt ike getting high , he had to options go to the dirty but cheap " magglass1 " or the expensive high quality weed from " NP carling26 " .
He went to see them but all he found was a new dealer called Vanitas , she was a hot girl with a secret . Dave bought some weed from her , got high and raped her . but he didnt know
she had Aids . For the next 2 months Mr Travis was nervous as Cpt.S was on the case on the mudered girl . The next day Dr.Favo gave Dave a shirt saying iSurvivedAids .
Unfortunatley Cpt.S and his Sidekick JimEreased had pointed all the clues at Dave . The next day Cryptic Soildier a friend of Dave's , told him dave that he need to get the best
lawyer in the buisnees . Kane & Drackos lawyers were the best in the buisness so dave hired them . So the next day they went to the courts infront of RiverJ . After all the evidence
out down by killak , River came to a descison to send Dave to jail with the worst men in NGU land . The first day he got there he was surrounded and interogated by the Gay 3 ,
iDe1337 , EvilRip0306 and ENZO-F , who were renowned for there love of penis . Luckily Coltz-One rescued Dave from the guys and told him he will get used to it . After 2 months
in Jail , a renowned hacker called " Glitcher " aka Geohot who was put into jail for hacking the PSP2 on release day pushed him and Dave dropped the soap , and that was the last thing
Dave did.
The End
Wait no i missed Outsider , um um um um um um
Outsider was given the noble peace prize for his great accuracy on
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I know its bad but i was bored lol and its not easy , why dont you give it ago , for all you lazy people the ngu mods names are :
Dave , Cpt.S . Cryptic Solidier , Drackos , ENZO-F , EvileRip0306 , Favo , Glitcher , iDe1337 , Irish , iSurvivedAids , Kane , killak , River J ,
Travis , Vanitas ,Coltz-One , Gobble , JimErased , magglass1, Np Carling26 , Outsider4d , shiver