(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I have been to jail/juvy 2 times, one time it was for fighting a grown man who was getting a little to close to my sisters. I kind of broke his arm in the process. :p Long story short I "went to far" so both of us had to go to jail. The dude got 10+ years ( he was an child molester who was on probation)


My second time it was for getting into a major fight at school. I was defending a kid who kept getting picked on and then I ended up breaking the kids nose. Apparently you deserve jail time for that. -shrugs- Damn cops.

All in all I have been in jail for a total of 6 months. How about you?


Also NO LYING!

well its true... in texas they take you to jail for unpaid tickets... and i never pay!

Very close, this guy with a dodgy accent and who speaks god knows what language in a shop. I went to buy something but couldn't understand what he was saying so I decided to walk out...he pulled me back in and shoved me down while he called the police, ( i dont know how the police understood him). Anyway, i thought, I'm not getting nicked so I bailed, ran out the store sticking my middle fingers up at him in the process while he shouted a bunch of untranslatable crap. The end.