(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok, this guy with a dodgy accent and who speaks god knows what language in a shop. I went to buy something but couldn't understand what he was saying so I decided to walk out...he pulled me back in and shoved me down while he called the police, ( i dont know how the police understood him). Anyway, i thought, I'm not getting nicked so I bailed, ran out the store sticking my middle fingers up at him in the process while he shouted a bunch of untranslatable crap. The end.

i hate when people think that other people give a ****.

Probs a descriptive paragraph from school that you laughed your ass off at, and thought it would be nice to bring it here. Yeah well, it's not true, nor funny.