xD you worry me :L

my most embarassing and stupidest moment was when there were these rumours going round in college that my gf was cheating on me, soi asked her and she was avoiding me, so next day i see her talking to a boy and i was paranoid and went up to her and broke her nose, turns out it was her brother and that was the end of our relationship, i still feel pisssssed, all of those dikkkks spreding rumours those jealouse cunnnts, cost me my relationship, she never spoke to me again

And you worry me. :L

How xD!? :hitman:

Because you got a boner from looking at a 40 year old postwoman! XD I got to go. Phone battery is almost dead.

this is mine (flashback) september 26 2009. i was sleeping then i woke up at exactly 2:19 34 seconds i was hard so i pulled it out started doing the shake down then at 2:24 my dad opens the door and says exactly "what are you doing" i responed ahhh nothing (retard me) he turns on the light and says ok bye. i was like OMFG its ****ing 2:35 in the morning to my self. so i said what ever continued and finished the shake down. next day was so awkwerd in my house. worst thing was it was my birthday and he was telling my relatives.(ends flashback) ahh i remember that so clearly. by the way its actually true

I was riding my bike and looking at these 2 cute girls from my school and rode full speed into the back of a parked car.
They started laughing and I bent my front wheel and had to walk it home...
Thought I fractured my right Knee cap.
That one sucked !!!

At least they laughed:pedo: Or was it a bitchy laugh