Post: The first time you smoked weed
03-04-2011, 01:01 AM #1
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
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My friend daniel asked me if i wanted to smoke weed in the bathrooms at my school, so i decided i'd take a few hits, it was stress, but i loved it so much. He had like 3 grams, and we smoked every bit of it in there.

For it being my first time, i was actually pretty damn high, instantly got rid of the terrible headache i had in 5th period :y:

So, we went to go eat, and all i had was apples, as i was walking out of the cafeteria, i dropped my apples everywhere, they said the look of sadness on my face was hilarious, and we all laughed =D

Ever since then, i've been smoking weed at least once a week, it really improves the way i live my life :y:
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03-04-2011, 01:16 AM #20
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
Originally posted by bubwright View Post
my parents had just broke up. i was 9 year old. my mum ran away and my dad nearly commited suicide, i was left at home with my brother ( 4 years older then me) and his friends lived at are house for a year, they come home one day with a block of hash and we smoked. it was more depressing for me then fun lol


Aww, that sucks bro, do you enjoy smoking now, or what?
03-04-2011, 01:25 AM #21
lolwhut
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by skylerleighty View Post
i was smoking with the more experienced guys :y:


Smoking with others doesn't teach your muscles or body how to take a hit properly. Unless you smoked like cigs or something before it's very unlikely. It's a known fact that most first time smokers feel nothing. And its certainly this way with everyone I introduced it to. And if you talk about experienced people, the first person I smoked with was the same girl who had 42 ****ing bowls on 4/20 last year. She's like what I would call "perma****ed". Funnily enough, she's our IB valedictorian. If those of you know of IB in America, its pretty much a learning program more advanced than AP where you start learning college level courses in 11th grade.

For kids who are going to turn this into a marijuana debate:
FACTS:
-It takes 1500 pounds of weed in 15 minutes smoked to OD on it. Which is literally impossible.
-It is NOT physically addictive like tobacco or alchohol, you will NOT go through denial or any of that shit if you suddenly decide to stop, nothing will happen.
-Smoking doesn't make you "cool", this is true, so don't do it to fit in.
-Most stoners (that I know at least) smoke for FUN not like a Kid Cudi song where they're depressed and shit and do it to cope, that's definitely not how I or any of my friends are, I don't know of even one person who is like this. This is also the reason that you shouldn't smoke to be cool, stoners will not like you if you're just doing it to fit in and shit, and other kids won't think you're a rebel or a badass or whatever the **** the kids say, for smoking weed.

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03-04-2011, 01:25 AM #22
020king
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smoked once, then threw that shittt on the floor and stamped on it couple times, i was like, wtf are u doing smoking this shitttt, man up and face life and stop hiding behind the joint, and if u got head ache, paracetemol will fix it, i came too my senses and looked around and people wer smoking it in school because they thought they wer BAD and wanted to look cool, 3 years on and i see those same people with no gf and no money because they are addicts, thank god i saw the light,

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03-04-2011, 01:29 AM #23
Originally posted by 020king View Post
i came too my senses and looked around and people wer smoking it in school because they thought they wer BAD and wanted to look cool, 3 years on and i see those same people with no gf and no money because they are addicts, thank god i saw the light,


hahahaha SO TRUE, i try telling this to my sister and her friends but they just wont believe me
03-04-2011, 01:30 AM #24
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by lolwhut View Post
Smoking with others doesn't teach your muscles or body how to take a hit properly. Unless you smoked like cigs or something before it's very unlikely. It's a known fact that most first time smokers feel nothing. And its certainly this way with everyone I introduced it to. And if you talk about experienced people, the first person I smoked with was the same girl who had 42 ****ing bowls on 4/20 last year. She's like what I would call "perma****ed". Funnily enough, she's our IB valedictorian. If those of you know of IB in America, its pretty much a learning program more advanced than AP where you start learning college level courses in 11th grade.


True man, partly because you aren't familiar with the high either. First time I blazed, I was expecting some crazy shit, so I didn't know when I was high. I still remember my failed hits from an apple. After a couple of hits, a bit of things changed. Felt a little light headed, a cerebral high. Then me and the homie went to subway, and I felt as if it kicked in there. I was trying not to laugh at the guy ordering in front of me because he was buff as shit, but talked like a squirrle, and I'm not saying that because I was high. He had a really high pitched voice for his body lol.
03-04-2011, 01:33 AM #25
plasma_lemon
Climbing up the ladder
The first time...

Will never happen.
03-04-2011, 01:38 AM #26
lolwhut
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by 20 View Post
True man, partly because you aren't familiar with the high either. First time I blazed, I was expecting some crazy shit, so I didn't know when I was high. I still remember my failed hits from an apple. After a couple of hits, a bit of things changed. Felt a little light headed, a cerebral high. Then me and the homie went to subway, and I felt as if it kicked in there. I was trying not to laugh at the guy ordering in front of me because he was buff as shit, but talked like a squirrle, and I'm not saying that because I was high. He had a really high pitched voice for his body lol.


Hahaha that's pretty great, I think I would laugh at a guy like that regardless of my soberness.

First I did it was at a party, I was already drunk so :P And it was from a bong, but I pretty much failed cause I remember I could never clear it and whoever was next in the rotation would just basically get most of mine. And plus I didn't get it down to the throat/lungs, like it was just in the mouth/out. (I kinda made that up from speculation, I don't remember THAT clearly haha, but I do remember that I couldn't clear it)

And the first time I probably legitly got anything was one of those shitty dances in 9th grade, like not the nice homecoming or prom whatever dances, but the really shitty ones that they obviously did not spend any money or time on, me and my date were there for a bit, then we ditched and ended up smoking in her car, it was awesome.
03-04-2011, 03:26 AM #27
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
i had smoked cigs before, so i had a decent idea of what i was doing.

i had NO idea how to smoke out of a pipe, so my friend was lighting up bowls for me for weeeks

And yeah, i don't smoke to be "cool" either, i hate kids like that.
Everybody looks down on me at my school =D
03-04-2011, 03:53 AM #28
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Was with my cousin a few months ago. He and I went to my uncle's house and he brought a blunt of Purp, I only took a hit and it burned the **** out of my lungs. The second time though he had some weird shit(probably schwag), I took a few hits and was feeling the buzz. Pot's kinda overrated, I mean, everyone does it to be cool and says the next guy is a poser.

And Skyler, you're just trying to be cool. Don't deny it. You aren't too popular and need attention so you get it form making up stories(like here) and need attention any way you can get it, even if you're being frowned upon.

Daddy issues.

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