Post: Oregon Man Awakes to Find Dog Has Eaten His Toes
03-04-2011, 05:49 PM #1
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This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. These little piggies got gnawed the hell off in the night by a bloodthirsty dog.

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No, really. The AP reports that a 61-year-old man from Roseberg, Ore., who has diabetes and has no feeling in his feet woke up to find a huge hunk of his right foot missing, including three toes.

Nearby, a satisfied pooch.

The little bugger ate that damn foot like it was made of pure bacon.

Actually, investigators think he may have been "trying to rid his owner of dead tissue," as part of his foot may have been gangrenous.

Gross.

The man was listed as in serious condition on Wednesday. But don't worry, he's not mad at his widdle toe eater. Who's a widdle toe eater? You're a widdle toe eater!

He says the hound deserves a pass because he wasn't "acting out of meanness."

Nope. He just loves toes.

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03-04-2011, 06:10 PM #2
Car Lover
Family Guy FTW
****ing Hell ! Dog's these day =D
03-04-2011, 06:14 PM #3
That's cute.
03-04-2011, 06:15 PM #4
Lucy Pinder
At least I can fight
did it get put down?
03-04-2011, 06:18 PM #5
Woke up to find part of his foot missing, what the **** does this guy sleep using drugs or something.
03-04-2011, 06:20 PM #6
x-MaGiiKZz-o
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by 1989 View Post
Woke up to find part of his foot missing, what the **** does this guy sleep using drugs or something.


LOL, i know, you would think you would feel it!:evil:
03-04-2011, 06:24 PM #7
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
Originally posted by 1989 View Post
Woke up to find part of his foot missing, what the **** does this guy sleep using drugs or something.


did you not read the story? it sais clearly he cant feel anything on his foot

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03-04-2011, 07:17 PM #8
the stuff
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Midnight snack! Toes! nom nom nom!
03-04-2011, 10:09 PM #9
i would mangal my dog if it ever did this to me!
03-04-2011, 10:12 PM #10
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