So I've been at this so long now my wrist (actually my whole arm) has become so sore I have to ice it. 45 minutes of obsessive typing isn't good for you...
That's my Words Per Minute (WPM) not my characters per minute or any other less-major statistic it displays. 70 WPM is fairly high and higher than almost every score yet to be posted to this thread (all but one who clearly had beast mode on).
So I would like to invite you politely to suck it.