Woman: Did you just hit me?
Man: Yes. What are you gonna do about it?
Woman: I'm gonna call your mom.
Man: You wouldn't, Imma killa you!
{ Picks an axe and an apple }
*Woman looks scared*
Man: Say hello to my small friend!
Woman: Don't Cut your dawg!I need it later when we get to bed.
Rod Serling: And that's how men do it when they hit a woman and be scared off their mom.