Originally posted by iNgLewooD64
butt hurt
some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass
hey its just a joke, dont get all butt hurt
pwnt
When a player is severely beaten by another player or party of players, in a game.
1337
Hacker "Sp33k" for leet, or elite. Originating from 31337 "eleet", the UDP port used by Dead Cow Cult, a hacker group, to access Windows 95 using Back Orifice, a notorious hacking program.
1337 h4x0rz pwn j00!
fag boy
a pussy who usually loves his dads cock.
does this look like a fag boy convention!!! get outta here
whackin it
masterbation, or stroking the penis until a climax is reached.
NOOB
A. INTRO
I. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats
C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies
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A. INTRO
I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.
II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wil...
midget
A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.
powned
To smack someone with your dick. Mainly across the face. then instantly saying powned
GOmL
Means "Get Off My Lawn", but can also mean "Get on my level."
Get Off My Lawn was coined in 2008 by Clint Eastwood, regardless of what you think or have read. His character "Walt" uses it to warn a bunch of Hmong kids to gtfo his lawn. It is said that the actors all soile themselves in each take of this scene.
Get on My Level is used primarily as a form of trash talk, more commonly in online gaming. The user tells the recipent that he is basically not worth his/her time, and is lower than semen dispersed from a used anus, so he/she must "get on his/her level."
GOML before you get sent to the deto.
These kids dunno who their messin' with, they need to GOML.
face palm
The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
haxor
N 1. someone who kicks mass amounts of ass by using his mad computer skills to alter an online game, or by making a program to further manipulate the game, and kick more massive amounts of ass.
N 2. The art of hacking
N 3. A script kiddy who is a self-proclaimed hacker, because he defines himself as a "hax0r" and speaks in "l33t"
Note: Most hackers rarely use leet, it is often a trademark of programmers who are either inexperienced, or want to be hackers. One who is haxor rarely goes by "haxor" or any other derivitave. It is a title given by another.
<sad lummox> damn that haxor using the AIM bot, damn him to hell!
<haxor> mwahahahahaha, pandas rule
l337
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if you can read l337, vote one