(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Trolls. They're everywhere. Chatrooms. Forums. Youtube. Now you can categorize the type of troll you are or the type of troll you hate the most!


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1: The Rabid Flamer
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This troll likes to make trouble all for his own amusement. If nothing is going wrong, he gets his flamethrower and burns everyone and everything in his way. Nothing can stop him once he has begun!

2: The Grammar Nazi
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Whether the discussion is on video games or on marijuana, these trolls ignore the topic completely and search through the posts correcting people for making grammar mistakes like “alot” or in properly using the words "they're", "their", and "there".

3: The Crybaby
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The crybaby is exactly what you think it is. If you say something mean, they will make a big deal out of it, tell everyone about it, and try to get you in trouble with the moderators. They will also say things like, "I am going to show the mod the screenshots and get you banned."

4: The Never-Give-Up/Never-Surrender Troll
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This troll is NEVER wrong and will fight with you until they prove it to you. If you encounter one of these trolls, YOU MUST SURRENDER. If you don't, you face a week of visitor messages claiming to prove the point to you, and your inbox will be flooded.

5: The Retroactive Stalker
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This troll is the type of troll that searches you in google non-stop for days until they find a purchase of an embarrassing item linked with your account, and they show it to the world.

6: The Lame Teenager
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This troll usually uses the cheesiest come-backs/jokes ever, including "Your mom", "I know you are but what am I", and "Yeah, well your gay"... but be warned, sometimes the people in real life are actually in their 30's, but just can't think of anything better to say.

7: The Self-Feeding Troll
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This is the one troll who LOVES to argue, even if everyone is telling him he is wrong. They enjoy arguing when you ask them to stop or even prove them wrong, just to put you over the edge.

8: The Bored Hater
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This troll causes tons of problems just because they are bored. Usually they prey on strangers and noobs. Most Bored Hater's use racism, sexism, homophobia, and religious intolerance.

9: The Sharing Troll
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These trolls are usually the most hated of all. After you anger them or win an argument you had, they hunt you down on google, and post your personal information, including phone number, address, and pictures.

10: Nellie McNeggerson
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Nellie troll's like to tell you everything they hate about you, or everything they hate about your posts, and how they weren't on topic. If you say, "cool post" they will hate on you. If you say, "Nice lol" they will hate on you. If you say "Sweet!! :y:!" they will hate on you.

11: The Profane Screamer
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If you say anything rude to these troll's, even if they said something mean to you first, they will reply IN ALL CAPS yelling at you for being such a ****ing shit face **** shit **** shit ****! These troll's often turn into the crybaby trolls.

12: The White Knight
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The White Knight saves the damsels in distress, AKA people who are being blown up by another member. He will do all he can to tell the person getting flamed that the flamer is no one and a fag, and usually sets off the flamer on an even bigger streak!

13: The Expert
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The Expert knows everything about everything. If anything you say is just the tiniest bit off of 100% accurate, he will correct you and possibly flame you for making the mistake. He's a lawyer, a doctor, a senator, a pro basketball player, a historian, an engineer, but in reality, of course, he’s an unemployed temp living with his mom.

14: The Spoiler
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The spoiler's joy comes from other people's dissapointment. You will usually see people talking about a movie they want to see, occasioanlly followed by the troll blurting out, "HE DIED AT THE END, AND THE MAGICAL POLE IS RETURNED TO NARNIA!" This troll may also see sports games faster than you do (maybe he sees it 3 seconds ahead of you) and posts what happens or who wins right before you see it.

15: The Fraud
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Also known as the scammer, the fraud takes pleasure in taking people's money for nothing, usually these trolls are stopped before they can scam you, NGU has the "Convicted Scammer" and "Scammer" usertitles.

16: The Flooder
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The name of this troll really tells it all, they flood the forums with the same post (ROFL! ZOMFG! LOL!) repeatedly. Probably one of the most noticeable and annoying troll.

17: The Liar
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The most common troll, they usually lie to impress the others. Most of the lies involve age, wealth, and popularity at school/work in real life. Most of the time you are talking to a 12 year old nerd, who has no friends and lives in an apartment. You can never tell a liar (unless they say "I have $100000000, 14 prostitutes, and weed everywhere), so be careful, and never meet up with them in real life (may be a rapist or an old guy wanting to kidnap you ).

18: The Stalker
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The only dangerous troll. These troll's hack your computer, post your SSN, and hunt you down wherever you live. These are the least common, but they are still 100% real.


Hope you enjoyed! Now remember:
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DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!

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Theres a Troll in everyone.

Haha LOL! Encountered about 12 of them types in my time on the internet. I'll watch out for the others !

Copy pasta FTL. :n:

Is it me, or does number 6 remind you of MBX??? (Xx___BmX___xX)

Im a self feeding troll/white knight.

Or am I.

Because trolls dont give away their secrets.

uMad :carling:

No I didn't I spent like 1 hour putting it into my own words

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No i didn't I spent like one hour putting it into my own words. Sure some stuff is the same, but it couldn't put it 100% my own words, it's hard.