Oh man I got a good one, just ate this a week ago. Ok so I bought a frozen pizza, pepperoni, Ralphs brand. When I opened it, half of it was pepperoni, the other half was sausage. I was like OMFG and I thought it was my lucky day. Half pepperoni half sausage on a frozen pizza never happens and well anyways back to my story. I heated that shit up, when it came out, I couldn't wait to try the sausage, so I ate that half first. But, the sausage tasted like pepperoni, except it was brown, so I was a bit confused but didn't care atm. 5 hours later, I'm in the toilet with diarrhea and vomiting at the sam ****ing time for the next 2 days. Don't eat brown pepperonis guys.