(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:



We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.



Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!

Haha too funny.

I'm to ninja to get caught

Same here .....

I once told my mom, I was panting because my game of Zombies was really intense