(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:



We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.



Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!

dont get caught is ftw

Thats a bit obvious

yes it is btw lovin your avatar

Thanks :y:


I'm gonna go take a shit now

[s]Don't watch porn, you perverts.[/s]

jk, you guys can do whatever you want, but I prefer to have my mind off things like that. =D

Yeah it's kinda pointless honestly, I could use my brain to create my own little erotic moments, and It'll have the same effect. No one really needs porn they just kinda get addicted to it or jack off because they got aroused while watching it.

Nope thankfully never got caught, cant imagine my mom catching me lol

Remote Play iz my hero xD

i have some good stories but i think i will embarrass myself lol