(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:



We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.



Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!

I have never had the urge to fap in the company of others..............except in public schools.

funny man heh can imagine.

Delete history and cookies is FTW

i was about 12 when i went on [url]www.*******.com[/url] and loved the videos then my friend rang me 2 come round to his so as a child i did forgetting 2 delete my history the next day my dad came into my room and says, " WTF IS THAT U R WATCHING" and i said what he showed me the site n i said brandon told me 2. So my dad told me all this stuff about sex n shit and i was so embarresed as my ps3 was on n i was in cam chat n people seen my dad n heard him. hahaha fun days

im so 1337 i never get caught

watching porns gay.. getting actual ass is a thumbs up =D

I got caught a long time ago because I looked at porn on my sisters computer and it got viruses, so pop-ups of more porn kept coming up when she was on it. >.<

wtf? how old are you kid 9? btw if u dont watch porn you become gay :carling:
BTW i started to watch porn when i was like 13YO i remember when my sister caught me fapping to an asian girl she took a pic with her cellphone and showed it to my mom i was like fu... i was so embarrassed :embarrassed:

Nope, not yet. Hopefully it will stay that way