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For yous who dont know who Charlie Sheen is well hes a coke addict and was fired from a TV show called two and a half men.

I know everybody has posted alot but I thought these were pretty funny. :y::420:

New Charlie Sheen Jokes

One thing that Charlie Sheen and OJ Simpson have in common is that people really liked them prior to 1994.

Why does Charlie Sheen’s character only live with males on Two and a Half Men?

– Because in his role, if he lived with a woman, then he would relapse into real life and begin to beat up the actress.

Some cocaine addicts get a very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen

Has anyone Sheen my drugs?

Charlie Sheen is like a feminist bra. Spends most of the time completely off his tits.

If Charlie Sheen was offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, he needs to get off his high whores

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are going to start their own sitcom.-

-It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams". And will only last fifteen minutes.

There is a fine line between genius and madness, and that line went straight up Charlie Sheen's nose.

BBC News: "Sacked Sheen sues show"...-

-By the seashore?

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Charlie Sheen Quotes!

“I’m a total frickin rock star from mars, WINNING ! C’mon bro, I got tiger blood, WINNING !”

Are you bipolar? I’m bi-winning.

Charlie Sheen is winning! iTunes!

Charlie Sheen jokes – Schmoyoho made another great Youtube itunes parody. This time about Charlie Sheen and his winning sensation!



Charlie Sheen WINNING at Call of Duty: Black Ops

Charlie Sheen Jokes – Now that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men, he’s had plenty of time to play Call of Duty: Black Ops online. And he’s winning!



Jokes: Charlie Sheen and Hookers

Charlie Sheen doesn’t pay hookers to have sex with him. He pays them to get out after they’re done.

Charlie Sheen and Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has only one weakness… Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and Coke

- How much Coke did Charlie Sheen take…?

– …enough to kill two and half men, ZING!


Charlie Sheen went down to Kokomo.

When he left, they renamed it to “Omo” after he snorted the coke off of it.


Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should make a show together 2 and a half GRAMS!



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winning! :420:

Please add some of these to the main Thread . I got these all from emails from my mates so I don't know the source..

Some cocaine addicts get a very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen

Has anyone Sheen my drugs?

Charlie Sheen is like a feminist bra. Spends most of the time completely off his tits.

If Charlie Sheen was offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, he needs to get off his high whores

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are going to start their own sitcom.-

-It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams". And will only last fifteen minutes.

There is a fine line between genius and madness, and that line went straight up Charlie Sheen's nose.

BBC News: "Sacked Sheen sues show"...-

-By the seashore?

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added for you mate. :y:

Credit ? or put my name up there , I would give you my thanks

added for you mate.

Some good jokes lol... i have a app on the android and you can press and it makes charlie sheen noises

haha, your going to have to post it :carling: