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In this game you will have to make up an excuse, for ex: "Lets go into the strip club" And the other user responds " I can't, I broke my..... toe" And then ask another question: "Uhm, you wanna go out?" And so on, so on, so on

I'll start:

Can you check out my dick?

I can't tell if my mom is sexy or not.

There's an extra large chocolate bar down there stuck on my pants, with nuts, lots of nuts, can you get it out with your mouth?

I would love to but i am on a strick no crap diet my docter says i ate to much!
Can you get me a majestic platypus?

Uhh yea, but I broke my leg.

Can you help heal my leg?

I'm kind of busy failing...

Can someone help me not fail so much?

I would but i fail to.

Can you get me a flying ninja monkey

yeah but its to high up

can i sleep with your mom?

Uh no she's at work
Can you SMD?

No, because i dont have BK cini minis to dip in
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Can you slap yourslef?

sorry i cant, i have no hands

can you STFU?