(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So I was wondering how I can make myself sick so I can miss school tomorrow. I have some really big IT coursework to hand in tomorrow and if I don't hand it in I will get a call home. It's not only that but I really cba to finish it either.

So can anybody post anyways to make myself sick.
Only personal experiences (that you have done yourself.)
or
Things that are 100% guaranteed to work!

Nothing dangerous please =D

(I can't do the whole sticking my fingers down my throat thing. I tried already and failed miserably!)

Thanks a lot!

WOW do your work kid, it'll pay off in the future
you didnt do it = you suffer, your fault

do the gallon milk challenge or just eat a shit ton of food and have something really raunchy like watch the pain Olympics or two girls one cup or even watch wierd asian vomit porn any will do

Drink a Pint of water, then a pint of milk, then a pint of lager. always causes Projectile Vomiting.

nahhh man bein homeles is what all the kewl kids are doin includin myself =D

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Take a toothbrush, and stick the back end into your throat until you gag. Keep doing it until a litle comes up, then taste it and imagine swimming in it. It always works.

Deep throat a penis?

lol joke...

If you put your fingers down your throat that is the easyiest way, or smell something horrible?

If you can't get your hands on any lager,
Try pint of milk then straight after drink a pint of coke.
This ones risky as for me there's a 50/50 chance that it will be vomit or diaria :\
In personal experiance the vomit comes more often but either way the diaria lasts for like 5 hours so not sure if you'll be happy with that :S

Eat a shit load of food then drink a lot or drink a can of coke and eat a galaxy caramel mixed together...Or you could go to the max and eat ****