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03-24-2011, 04:36 AM
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1. Walk past a security guard saying, "Wow I just dropped a BOMB in that back toilet."
2. While talking to someone at the airport or on the plane, stare at their forehead instead of looking in their eyes. They always get really pissed off and when they ask you why you're staring at their forehead repeatedly deny it. XD Thank you Jim Halpert lol.
3. Go to one of the fast food restaurants and ask a bunch of questions about different food items on the menu, like what ingredients or how many calories are in it. Spend a good few minutes asking pointless questions and when they ask you what you would like, say: "I'm not hungry. I'll just have a Coke."
4. Go up to one of the Welcome Services desks and demand that they welcome you. If they don't you can truthfully point out that it's their job and you will feel unwelcome if they don't. Repeat every 5 minutes.
5. When going through security, right before you put your bag through, exclaim: "Oh, I forgot to take out my drugs!" When they ask you what drugs you have, say: "You want to know what drug I have? I don't think you can handle it. It's called Charlie Sheen. And it will melt your face off."
6. Wear a bike helmet. Yep. Trust me, you will get pulled aside by TSA agents like none other, but there is nothing they can do because nowhere does it say this is prohibited. People look at you like your crazy and even will tell security they are concerned. If your feeling adventurous, wear a cape. Why the hell not.
7. When you go to the baggage claim after your flight, stand right by where all the luggage comes out. When it starts, just start taking every suitcase off as they go by. See if you can build a fort before security catches you.
8. I think the amount of liquid that you are able to take on your carryon is something like 3 ounces? Well one thing you can do is to bring like a 2 gallon jug with only 3 ounces of liquid actually in it.
9. On those moving walkways that make you walk faster, go onto the one that is moving toward you. It's basically like walking up the wrong escalator except a lot more fun.
10. People watch. Arguably the most fun thing on here. Have a 'fattest person' or 'hottest girl' contest with your friends. You won't believe some of the people you see in airports. It almost reminds of Wal-Mart at times.
That's all I can think of for now. Most of these were made up by me and my friends, a few I kind of rewrote from this website I saw a while back. It is likely that doing a lot of these things would give you a chance of getting arrested, so do this at your own caution lol. Out of this list, I have done numbers 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10. Try to think of your own and I'll add them to the list!
Forgot to quote.
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Originally posted by ljfitz713
Stuck in an airport with nothing to do? Like messing with people in public places? Want a fun way to get arrested? Then here are some things for you!
If your the same as me, being in an airport is most often times a terrible and boring experience. I recently had a three hour layover at the Phoenix airport. Me and my friends were extremely bored, so we said why not make this a little fun? Here are some pranks/fun things to do in an airport.
1. Walk past a security guard saying, "Wow I just dropped a BOMB in that back toilet."
2. While talking to someone at the airport or on the plane, stare at their forehead instead of looking in their eyes. They always get really pissed off and when they ask you why you're staring at their forehead repeatedly deny it. XD Thank you Jim Halpert lol.
3. Go to one of the fast food restaurants and ask a bunch of questions about different food items on the menu, like what ingredients or how many calories are in it. Spend a good few minutes asking pointless questions and when they ask you what you would like, say: "I'm not hungry. I'll just have a Coke."
4. Go up to one of the Welcome Services desks and demand that they welcome you. If they don't you can truthfully point out that it's their job and you will feel unwelcome if they don't. Repeat every 5 minutes.
5. When going through security, right before you put your bag through, exclaim: "Oh, I forgot to take out my drugs!" When they ask you what drugs you have, say: "You want to know what drug I have? I don't think you can handle it. It's called Charlie Sheen. And it will melt your face off."
6. Wear a bike helmet. Yep. Trust me, you will get pulled aside by TSA agents like none other, but there is nothing they can do because nowhere does it say this is prohibited. People look at you like your crazy and even will tell security they are concerned. If your feeling adventurous, wear a cape. Why the hell not.
7. When you go to the baggage claim after your flight, stand right by where all the luggage comes out. When it starts, just start taking every suitcase off as they go by. See if you can build a fort before security catches you.
8. I think the amount of liquid that you are able to take on your carryon is something like 3 ounces? Well one thing you can do is to bring like a 2 gallon jug with only 3 ounces of liquid actually in it.
9. On those moving walkways that make you walk faster, go onto the one that is moving toward you. It's basically like walking up the wrong escalator except a lot more fun.
10. People watch. Arguably the most fun thing on here. Have a 'fattest person' or 'hottest girl' contest with your friends. You won't believe some of the people you see in airports. It almost reminds of Wal-Mart at times.
That's all I can think of for now. Most of these were made up by me and my friends, a few I kind of rewrote from this website I saw a while back. It is likely that doing a lot of these things would give you a chance of getting arrested, so do this at your own caution lol. Out of this list, I have done numbers 2, 4, 6, 9, and 10. Try to think of your own and I'll add them to the list!
Forgot to quote.
03-24-2011, 11:28 AM
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