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Ill start off.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: *sucks your dick*.

Cleverbot: I don't have one!

User: Faggot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Did you hear about the Japan earthquake?

Cleverbot: No. What pirate movie?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What part of the Edward Scissor-Hands movie do you like the most?

User: The part where he chops off his dick.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What about my mom?

User: Shes a whore.

Cleverbot: She is a goddess.

User: No shes a filthy slut.

Cleverbot: Obviously you don't know her.

User: Well shes on the street corner every night.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer?

User: Your a whore.

Cleverbot: Yes! I make lots of cha-ching!

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Nobody said you had to log onto a computer and start swearing. That's very rude!

User: **** YOU UP THE ASS YOU LITTLE ****IN PIECE OF SHIT ASS **** EATING FAGGOT.

Cleverbot: Hmm... That sounds great.

User: Okay!

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: Do you like Eminem?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: **** YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ASS **** LICKER SUCKIN DICK ALL NIGHT LITTLE NIGGA. YOU SO ****IN QUEER NIGGA. NO PAPER HO BUT YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF ME.

Cleverbot: That's rude.

User: Your mom is rude in bed.

Cleverbot: I know.

Nice useless thread.

Thanks........

User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: Danke.
User: Define: Danke.
Cleverbot: Man's best friend, four legs, one tail, genus canine. What does sorth mean?
User: Sörth is a municipality in the district of Altenkirchen, in Rhineland-Palatinate, in western Germany.
Cleverbot: Actually, robots could harm them in that fashion, yes.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Yes, that too.
User: We're boned.
Cleverbot: You're both.
User: Your right.
Cleverbot: I am ALWAYS right.
User: Ok, Einstein. What is 22 plus 9000.
Cleverbot: You know.
User: Ok, il give you a hint. ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am rubber, you are glue!
User: Your ****ing dumb.
Cleverbot: Stop being so unpleasant, will you?
User: Stop being so tites, will you?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Clever, indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: When you asked about my brother.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about?
User: Your vagina.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: What do you have?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mr.. Jefferson.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. Try again.
User: Ummm, Shpoopel.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Shpoopel?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: CleverBot!
Cleverbot: No, that's your name.
User: Oh, right. Your names shpoopel.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Mr. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok, dipshit.
Cleverbot: Yes.

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