(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, few people know of Garf and his epic stories. Well, that's about to change people. Garf and I were sharing stories of when we were caught masterbating, I told my Wii story, and he told me of a story of his wanking days.

Garf:

"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."

"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."

"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."

"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"

This man is a god at story telling. :y:

When i was a keen and budding masturbator i would always go up into my bedroom, and wack away to pronhub. I found i really good video that got me off really quick. So i decided to use it over and over again, i was so amazed at the video i got lost in it, i lost all my sense of hearing. But all of a sudden my Mum came upstairs and i tried to ALT+F4 (close window) but it didn't work and i ended up rotating my f*cking screen.

Thats the first and last time i'd got caught. :y:

The tale is pretty epic!

When I had private tutoring for a week at my house, I couldn't help my self fapping whilst my teacher was there, she was a pure milf.

Well that was a "Intresting?" Story, but hah, i guess you got a lil prepered now huh?

LOL Garf...

So jizz drys ehh...

:FU:

Never been caught in the act. One time though I was about to get in the shower and do it and I saw a ruler in my room. Out of curiosity I brought it with me just to see . Well after I got out I left it in there /facepalm My mom found it later and said something to me.

inb4 asking me how big it was.

LOL now that is Epic :y:

Nice one :p

I have never been seen, touch wood, i never will.

Did anyone see the American Pie movie where the kid kills his grandma with a cumshot?