Post: Garf's Epic Tale
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03-27-2011, 07:07 AM
#1
Samberg
Banned
Garf:
"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."
"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."
"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."
"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"
This man is a god at story telling. :y:
03-27-2011, 07:17 AM
#3
-Garf-
G-A-R-F GARF2B THATS ME
Originally posted by .Samberg.
So, few people know of Garf and his epic stories. Well, that's about to change people. Garf and I were sharing stories of when we were caught masterbating, I told my Wii story, and he told me of a story of his wanking days.
Garf:
"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."
"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."
"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."
"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"
This man is a god at story telling. :y:
Garf:
"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."
"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."
"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."
"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"
This man is a god at story telling. :y:
You missed the part where they was both scratching away at it trying to clean it up before my mum rang me:wtf:
03-27-2011, 07:22 AM
#4
-Garf-
G-A-R-F GARF2B THATS ME
Originally posted by southpaw
So its true? :O
Of course it is lol, we was just swapping masturbating stories on facebook.
Sambo's story.....
My Bro caught me masturbating on the Wii, he walks in, I am naked, c*ck in one hand, Wii remote in the other.
I am bashing away, he is just stood there staring at me!!!!!!!
He runs out and snitches on me to my Mum.
NOW I AM F*CKING BANNED FROM THE GOD DAMN WII AND IT IS MY MOMS ROOM!!!!
:wtf::
wtf::wtf:
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03-27-2011, 07:29 AM
#6
mastersdinner
I master at dinner
I got a little hard-on and got the ps3 brower started up 
Got to wanking, but i keep the controller in my hand just incase of emergencys.
So i release my load. (sitting in a game chair in my room btw) And i just sit there... My moms knocks on the door. And i say "im getting dressed".She didnt hear me and just walked in. I shout "IM GETTING DRESSED" and she gets far enough in to see that i was sitting in a chair covering up my penis and says "OH" and walks out :embarrassed:
-mastersdinner
Got to wanking, but i keep the controller in my hand just incase of emergencys.
So i release my load. (sitting in a game chair in my room btw) And i just sit there... My moms knocks on the door. And i say "im getting dressed".She didnt hear me and just walked in. I shout "IM GETTING DRESSED" and she gets far enough in to see that i was sitting in a chair covering up my penis and says "OH" and walks out :embarrassed:
-mastersdinner
03-27-2011, 07:32 AM
#7
Ned Flanders
Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
Originally posted by .Samberg.
So, few people know of Garf and his epic stories. Well, that's about to change people. Garf and I were sharing stories of when we were caught masterbating, I told my Wii story, and he told me of a story of his wanking days.
Garf:
"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."
"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."
"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."
"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"
This man is a god at story telling. :y:
Garf:
"Well, when I was younger and I used to masturbate 3-4 times a day. I used to lock myself in my room, get the porn on and bash away.
I never was prepared tho = no tissues-socks-etc. So i just used to pull my bed away from the wall and jizz down the side of it."
"So after a year of this I had built up a nice collection of dried jizz, I left home to live with my granny, my sister had my room. She pulled the bed away, shouted MUM! My mum rang me and said, come and clean this mess up you have spilt something."
"I was like "HUH"? ohhhhh shittttttt."
"I went home, cleaned it up, my Mum realised after, she said dont tell Jordan lol"
This man is a god at story telling. :y:
I fapped while reading this
---------- Post added at 09:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:31 AM ----------
Originally posted by Ned
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