(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1.BREAKING NEWS:
Rebecca Black dies after walking into a football stadium and being overwhelmed with the number of seats to choose from.


2.I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat woman kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice." She laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

3.BREAKING NEWS: Rebecca Black yesterday, stumbled into her bedroom, and realized it was being occupied by her own teddy bear. she coudn't decide were to sleep, so she eventually just collapsed and died.

4.My wife shouted upstairs, "The sun's just come out."
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

5.I said to my new girlfriend, "You put the phone down."

She giggled, "I'm not putting it down."

I said again, "No, you put the phone down."

This time laughing, she said, "I'm not putting the phone down."

I said, "Right, I'm calling the police, it's our policy at The Carphone Warehouse to prosecute shoplifters."


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A Nun is sitting on a train opposite a man eating a bag of prawns . Everytime he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out the window. Evetually she gets pissed off and pulls the Emergency cord . The man looks and says "youll get fined £50 for that you stupid bitch" and laughs. She laughs back and says "when i cry rape and they smell your fingers Youll get 10 years".

That one was kinda nastay lol. :y:

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Nice joke :y: