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Me - Get The Person In A Choke Hold, Hold It Till They Die. Cut Their Body Up, Put The Body Parts In Black Bags Add Some Bricks In Each Bag. Drive To Nearest Lake Toss The Bags In There.

Your Turn. Hehe. =D

Take them hunting!!

The worst that happens to you is to lose your hunting liscense :y:

Wonder if they would let you have them stuffed and mounted

Stabbing with an icicle I heard was the best way to murder.
I'd stab them with MY icicle first of course...

That would be telling

Just burn em'
You get rid of the body, evidence, and scene of the crime.

Ghillie suit in the grass, (I live in the countryside) So people are used to gun noise so I would snipe that mofo :hitman:

Make him eat his own head :carling:

I would probably just give them some chlorine in a drink or something. Then just bury them in 200 miles of concrete.

I wouldn't kill them, i'd torture them.

I would find the man, slit his throat. Put the body in multiple trash bags and fit it into the trunk of my car. Febreeze helps as well to keep unwanted odors from seeping out.

When you arrive at your house, immediately go to the store buy boxes of baking soda and many candles.

Put the body into a bath tub and be sure to slit the wrists, feet and let the body bleed out.

Light the candles and boxes of baking soda all over the house and including the bathroom to help absorb the reeking odors.

After a couple of days, be sure to drain all the blood and clean the tub using bleach and drano.

Now cut the body into pieces no bigger than the size of your fist. Simply bury it in multiple locations. It's easier to bury a small object than to bury a whole body.

Over time, it will be very difficult to distinguish the difference between a dog bone and a chunk of meat. The face of the victim should be impaled with a hammer to disfigure the identity and dental configuration of the victim.