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Figured I'd help ya'll out in this department. I'm not stupid i know some of ya'll don't need this but still there are some younger dudes that may. I'm no ladies man, there just some stuff that my older friends told me when I was alot younger, I felt like passing down to ya'll.(btw i typed this entire damn thing!!)

Now this is more of a guide to 18 year old and up guys/girls. You young dudes and chicks shouldn't be getting serious(I'm not talking sexually). You want to be dating someone while keeping another person on your mind too, so you typically will never get your heart broken. Keep your options open, don't stick with one girl or guy from when your 15-18 and think it'll be easy once you dump them or they dump you..


1. Look your best!!! Don't wear something that looks trashy, don't put off to people that your some homeless bum or drug addict. Dress nice, put some clean clothes on if your going girl or guy searching. Feel confident, put the best "you" out there. Confidence is the key to successful dating (or anything for that matter)

2. We're all filthy rich, but watch the amount of alcohol you drink on your date: two drink maximum! Any more than that and you'll go from relaxed to smashed... This also means no smokey-smokey or liquid courage BEFORE the date, a sober first date will let your true charm flow, for better or for worse.

3. It's rare to find that special girl that plays video games, enjoys awesomely action packed films, reads comics and doesn't want to dress like a slut on halloween(even though we do love this). When you talk to a woman, don't unleash your immense knowledge on all things comics/video games/movies right off the bat. Instead, keep your conversation like a pong match and ask questions as well as answer. Stay on neutral subjects, and stay clear of religion, politics, the ex's.... and your favorite video game/comic book character, and movies....

4. Take it slow. During the first few dates, take it slow, don't unload everything on her from the start. You don't have to tell her her bullshit stories, or your entire life story. Save the big stuff for later on in the relationship.

5. Say what you feel.... Tell someone how you feel, when the time is right at least. Like if you're about to do something stupid(i.e. goto jail or away) tell that girl that you love her, and if you don't really love her yet, you could always just answer "I know".

6. Make sure you agree on the big stuff... During the beginning of a relationship, make sure you both have stuff you agree upon: Religion, having kids, Freddy or Jason, Pinhead or Mike Myers, Dana Carvey or the Zuni Fetish doll, etc. Those topics need to be discussed now, so they don't become an issue later on.

7. Dinner is romance... So that new video game just came out and you really want to invite your girl over to come play with you.. not a good idea for a first date(or second or third). Take your girl out to a nice place for dinner instead, not a meal in front of the tv. Then after the date, go home and stay up late playing that video game =D.

8. It's all in the kiss dudes. Look your best, take her out and plant one right on her lips at the end of the date. A kiss tells all. you'll know if this relationship is destined to bloom or be plucked like weeds. Also make sure that your breath isn't stinky.

9. You most likely to not be getting laid the first time out.. Sorry guys (and gals), if you want this to actually go somewhere.. no sex in the champagne room. Sex comes when the relationship comes.. then everything else can come, too.

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