Post: Never introduce your girlfriend to your friends..
04-05-2011, 07:56 PM #1
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, i have been in love with this girl for a long time now, we dated off and on for a year, but let me tell you what happened.

It was cold and raining, december 11 2009, and we were just sitting in a dry spot, close together, when one of my friends comes up to me and starts talking, my girlfriend asks him what his name is, and they add eachother on myspace.

On January 7, 2010, at 9:22 PM, i got on myspace to check my messages, i had a message from her, but i read the message that was sent from my account, it said this exactly, "I'm sorry, but its just not working out, its over."

I did not send this message, she had my password and usually logged on to my myspace to make sure i wasn't flirting with other girls or something

i knew she sent the message, she broke up with herself.

By this time, me and the kid she added on myspace a few months ago were best friends, the day after she ended our relationship, she started dating him, my best friend.

A month went by, they broke up, and my dumbass thought it'd be a great idea to date her again

So on 2-14-10, we started dating again.

On 4-20-10, (Yes, 420..) She left me AGAIN for this kid.

Another month went by, they broke up, and i started dating her AGAIN, big mistake.

This time, she cheats on me (i just found this out not too long ago).
We lasted for about 2 months, and we broke up again, got back together after a few days

For the next 6 months, we would date and break up, may i remind you, she is always the one ending the relationship.

Within these 6 months, she cheats on me even more, sends nudes to her "bestfriends", including my best friend of 6 years.

About a month ago, she leaves me again, for some fat kid with a ****ed up face (confidence -1)

On saturday, she calls me and asks me if i called her mom saying a bunch of rude things, i say no, because i didn't

Again, my dumbass thinks it'd be a great idea to break them up so i can have her again

i skated down to the park where she was hanging out at.
She's sitting under a tree with one of my friends, seems harmless, but it really pisses me off

Me and her get back together, and i leave. we talk for about 3 hours, and guess what?

She ****ing ends our relationship, after 3 ****ING HOURS.

And today, Her and the same friend she was hanging out with are tweeting back and forth, they want to get together

She wants to date another one of my best friends now.


This is probably TLAwesome faceR, and a pointless thread, but i really had to get this off my back.

Moral of the story: Don't date whores, and don't chase after them if they keep leaving.
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04-06-2011, 01:46 AM #56
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by skylerleighty View Post
So, i have been in love with this girl for a long time now, we dated off and on for a year, but let me tell you what happened.

It was cold and raining, december 11 2009, and we were just sitting in a dry spot, close together, when one of my friends comes up to me and starts talking, my girlfriend asks him what his name is, and they add eachother on myspace.

On January 7, 2010, at 9:22 PM, i got on myspace to check my messages, i had a message from her, but i read the message that was sent from my account, it said this exactly, "I'm sorry, but its just not working out, its over."

I did not send this message, she had my password and usually logged on to my myspace to make sure i wasn't flirting with other girls or something

i knew she sent the message, she broke up with herself.

By this time, me and the kid she added on myspace a few months ago were best friends, the day after she ended our relationship, she started dating him, my best friend.

A month went by, they broke up, and my dumbass thought it'd be a great idea to date her again

So on 2-14-10, we started dating again.

On 4-20-10, (Yes, 420..) She left me AGAIN for this kid.

Another month went by, they broke up, and i started dating her AGAIN, big mistake.

This time, she cheats on me (i just found this out not too long ago).
We lasted for about 2 months, and we broke up again, got back together after a few days

For the next 6 months, we would date and break up, may i remind you, she is always the one ending the relationship.

Within these 6 months, she cheats on me even more, sends nudes to her "bestfriends", including my best friend of 6 years.

About a month ago, she leaves me again, for some fat kid with a ****ed up face (confidence -1)

On saturday, she calls me and asks me if i called her mom saying a bunch of rude things, i say no, because i didn't

Again, my dumbass thinks it'd be a great idea to break them up so i can have her again

i skated down to the park where she was hanging out at.
She's sitting under a tree with one of my friends, seems harmless, but it really pisses me off

Me and her get back together, and i leave. we talk for about 3 hours, and guess what?

She ****ing ends our relationship, after 3 ****ING HOURS.

And today, Her and the same friend she was hanging out with are tweeting back and forth, they want to get together

She wants to date another one of my best friends now.


This is probably TLAwesome faceR, and a pointless thread, but i really had to get this off my back.

Moral of the story: Don't date whores, and don't chase after them if they keep leaving.


moral of the story, you must not be as cool as your friends
04-06-2011, 01:47 AM #57
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
moral of the story, you must not be as cool as your friends


I'm the cooler one, she just gets "bored"
04-06-2011, 02:00 AM #58
Your "best friend" isnt your friend.
04-06-2011, 02:05 AM #59
mastersdinner
I master at dinner
Get ugly friends :y:

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04-06-2011, 02:13 AM #60
DCLXVI
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Originally posted by mastersdinner View Post
Get ugly friends :y:


F*cking great idea!
04-06-2011, 02:27 AM #61
Ameht!
Dark Knight
Originally posted by skylerleighty View Post
I don't know, but i've learned not to become too attached to a girl

I'm 15


did you devirginize her at least?
if u did . then who cares , move on to the next pusssy. your only 15
04-06-2011, 02:30 AM #62
DCLXVI
Smoke weed.
Originally posted by psameht View Post
did you devirginize her at least?
if u did . then who cares , move on to the next pusssy. your only 15


Yeaah .

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04-06-2011, 02:35 AM #63
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Of course she dumped you because you keep track of every single day of the minute that happened....
04-06-2011, 02:35 AM #64
Ameht!
Dark Knight
Originally posted by skylerleighty View Post
Yeaah .


then keep going homie. theres pussy galore waiting for you. shit happens and you learn from your experience. but remember everything a cock goes in her , shes gon remember your cock was the 1st:p

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