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This is what happened to me and my mates last night. If you are a gay fanatic you should stop reading now, theres nothing you will find intriguing.
5:30 PM
We were hitting our rugby ball as high as we could in the air, yes we hit the odd car, but were not chavs. It landed in this womens garden, so we walked in, collected it then left.
5:45 PM
We had stopped hitting the ball around by this time, because we were bored. So we decided to sit down and listen to some music, which was interrupted by a women screaming.
5:47 PM
We soon found out the women screaming was the owner of the house we kicked the ball into the front garden, she was claiming we ran up to her front window and started swearing; Which we didn't. She was blaming one of my mates, and arguing with his dad. At this point me and my other mate Dan decided to go and back my mate up. We just went over and said 'Excuse me, but he's done nothing' she then turned on my mate.
5:48 PM
This women by this time was screaming down my mates throat, my friend being a confident person stood there and took it. She started asking for his name, were he lived and his mobile number. My mate doing the right thing said 'I'm not giving it you, what are you? Some sort of Pedophile?' She then stormed off back into her house for about 10 minutes.
5:58 PM
We were discussing what had gone on, then we saw her come out of her front door with her husband. He then starting shouting 'Which one of you called my wife a pedo' my mate owned up and said me, but whilst owning up he let off a small smirk. At that point the husband had lost it as well and replied with 'Thats it, your getting knocked out, my son will knock that smile off your face' and walked out leaving his wife screaming at my mate.
At this point, we were discussing the son, we'd never seen him before, was he a frame? was he actually going to knock my mate out?
6:00 PM
The husband came out, along with the son. The son is the skinniest bastard I've ever seen, he had a track-suit that didn't fit him, he squared up to my mate, being edged on by his dad saying 'go on son, knock him out' So the son swung for the punch and missed. My mate then hit him square in the face and he dropped in one. The father and mother quickly rushed to help him up. They then lifted him up and went inside.
It was quite an amusing night, but we shall wait and see what comes around the corner next time they meet.