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Tutorial by NGU's Mudkip :mudkip:

OK THIS IS ONLY FOR VENDING MACHINES AT SCHOOL! This will only work at school if your school has the same system as mine, basically, we have a small building called the "LUNN" at a corner of the "playground" at our school, you can buy food + drink inside the lunn, or the vending machines outside the lunn, our lunch ladies work there before and after lunch, so you can only do this is there is someone inside your "lunn" that controls the vending machines and is there when you "buy" your stuff. So if you have all of this or something similar, go ahead with this guide!

Look Innocent

first off, get some money out, maybe a few 1p coins and look like you're putting them inside the vending machines, make sure not many people are watching especially younger people because the younger people always tend to snitch!

Act annoyed

wait about 10 seconds after you've pretended to put the 1p's in and after this 10 seconds act annoyed and ****ed off and look into the small compartment where your drink should have come out of.

Go inside

After you've done this, go inside, or to the person that manages the vending machines and say "excuse me I put money into the vending machines, but no drink came out. If your like my school, the lunch ladies will go to the vending machine and check to see if money has been inserted and if a drink has got stuck, in your case you know it wouldn't have.

Choosing

Ok, in my situation, the lunch lady or person who works there will ask you, what drink did you purchase, now you need to be reasonable, DO NOT go for the most expensive, in my case a lucozade, go for the drink thats in the middle, like a bottle of water or fizzy apple.

Next...

If the lady is not suspicious and give you the drink, you're off the hook, if she say nothing has got stuck and i don't believe you, act like your certain you did and tell her you definitely put the money in and the drink did not come out, put a serious expression on your face when you say this. They should eventually give in, if they don't, I recommend LEGGING IT!!

Afterwards

Once you have the drink i recommend getting as far away from your "lunn" as possible! DO NOT hang around.

DO NOTS

When the "lunch lady" is asking you questions, DO NOT smile or laugh, act serious!

If you get the drink, DO NOT do what my friend did last week (this seriously happened) and run into the lunn and shout to your friends "hey guys I just got a free drink" and hold up the drink you got, in his case he got lectured about how stealing is wrong and the drink got taken away from him.

With this guide, you'll be getting drinks all the time, but DO NOT do this too often, the lunch ladies will remember your face and will not cooperate when you say it didn't come out again!

Please quote me if this worked or helped you!

I am not responsible for you getting in trouble, or getting fined from your school (that would be weird) for attempting to steal food/drink from your "lunn"

Disclaimer.
I Mudkip, and the NGU community take no responsibility for your actions no matter what trouble you get into, its your choice, not ours.

It gives such a good impression of 'you' Cockneys No wonder you came up with this! :p

haha, im not cockney!! :p

Proof or GTFO L:lol:L Nice tute btw

Off topic: 600 posts :bro:

lol and thanks :bruv:

im not sure wether to try this ill probs get caught.

if your staff aren't strict, have a go!

ill get caught then ill be excluded from school and detention for a week or something haha.

exclusions a bit much?

im always in trouble in school see so i do 1 little thing and i get big punishments.