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I got one:

So this was after school one day. I was with a couple of my friends and i really had to pee. So, i go inside the bathroom and there's like 4 other kids in there.
I hate going to the bathroom, even peeing, when there's other people there, they're usually obnoxious assholes...
So anyway i'm in there waiting for a urinal. 2 out of 4 people leave, so i grab the urinal. But, the two people who were left were in the 2 stalls which are right next to each other. They start talking to each other, and all of a sudden start screaming, yelling, and pooping. I'm standing there trying to force the piss out of me like a rocket, wondering what they'll do next.
Unfortunately for me, the urinal is right next to one of the stalls. So while the one kid was on the bowl, he sticks out his arm from under the stall's wall and points at me. He says, "WHO IS THAT?!" I'm just saying to myself, "Damn i gotta hurry up." I don't even answer the kid because i was afraid he was gunna grab my leg or something.
So finally i finish my piss and start shaking my wang. I pull up my pants but don't even put my belt on cuz i wanted to get the hell outta there. I run out of the bathroom zipping my fly and buckling my belt, and my two friends are standing there laughing hysterically.
They heard everything! They told me they could hear screaming and yelling from all the way outside. Then i told them about the kid pointing at me and we all ran away.

I has another It's shorter
So this was after school again and i had to pee. So i go in the bathroom, accompanied by my friend. Luckily, there was no one else in there. So as we're leaving, i say something really funny and we start laughing really hard. Great timing, because we walk out the bathroom, laughing while i was putting my belt on. /facepalm
There were like 4 girls at the other end of the hallway looking at us laughing, with me putting my belt on. We soon realized this looked like my friend just gave me head or something in the bathroom. We nod to the ladies and just walk away from that awkward situation.

Both of these involved my buddy You must login or register to view this content. and he can vouch for me

EDIT:
Got another story for on my way to my school's bathroom.
So i was in class and i asked to go to the bathroom (i actually had to pee). So i'm walking down the hallway when the fire alarm goes off. I'm just like, "Damn now i gotta go back." So i start walking back to my room when these random doors in the hallway start to close automatically. I start walking faster, but i was too late.
I was stuck and had to go with another class outside for the fire drill. I felt like a washed-up Indiana Jones....

But you still find it funny

I agree with you, it is pretty childish to do stuff like that. He's the reason why i don't usually use pubic, oh i mean public, bathrooms.

Our bathroom has a bench like 10 feet or so behind the unirals. One time i was alone taking a piss, and I started slowly walking back while pissing. I went back far enough that I was sitting on the bench peeing in the urinal LOL.

It was an epic win till this little kid walks in and sees me. He was just like :wtf: :megusta: and then left LOL.

funniest thing was i walked into the toilet and there was a fat ginger kid (we call him garfield) .. but he was sat there crying and hitting his head on what we call a planer, where were suppost to keep what lessons we have and homeworks etc in but ive lost mine and i never do homework anyway, not trying to act solid or anything.

I went on a trip to North Carolina last year. I had been driving close to 3 hours, so naturally, I had to drop a deuce. I stopped at a truck stop right off of I-85. I was sitting in the stall far against the back wall of the bathroom minding my own business, when all of a sudden a truck driver walks in. For some odd reason, he chose the stall right beside mine, like their weren't 2 others to choose from. About 5 minutes into my crap session, he started to moan. Then, he started to whimper, then he started kicking the floor yelling at the lump of poo apparently hanging from his cheeks. I did a power wipe and got back in the car as quick as I could. I started to laugh about it 10 minutes down the road.

Well this happend when i was in grade 6 at lunch i found 3 packs of condums taped to the stall door i was like wtf!

platypus did you actually find them random question:where they used OMG

Where do you guys live with all these mentally challenged kids who throw poop lol? Some funny stuff in here!

Aha, one of my friends was like bffs with my other friend, and they got in the stall and started hitting the walls, and just making a shitload of noise... Then a teacher walked in and was like "is everything alright in there?" lmfao you had to be there...


Another one, my friend was taking a piss, and he was like "BULLSEYE!" and right as he said that, a kid walked in, and he just walked out right as he heard it lmfao