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I got one:

So this was after school one day. I was with a couple of my friends and i really had to pee. So, i go inside the bathroom and there's like 4 other kids in there.
I hate going to the bathroom, even peeing, when there's other people there, they're usually obnoxious assholes...
So anyway i'm in there waiting for a urinal. 2 out of 4 people leave, so i grab the urinal. But, the two people who were left were in the 2 stalls which are right next to each other. They start talking to each other, and all of a sudden start screaming, yelling, and pooping. I'm standing there trying to force the piss out of me like a rocket, wondering what they'll do next.
Unfortunately for me, the urinal is right next to one of the stalls. So while the one kid was on the bowl, he sticks out his arm from under the stall's wall and points at me. He says, "WHO IS THAT?!" I'm just saying to myself, "Damn i gotta hurry up." I don't even answer the kid because i was afraid he was gunna grab my leg or something.
So finally i finish my piss and start shaking my wang. I pull up my pants but don't even put my belt on cuz i wanted to get the hell outta there. I run out of the bathroom zipping my fly and buckling my belt, and my two friends are standing there laughing hysterically.
They heard everything! They told me they could hear screaming and yelling from all the way outside. Then i told them about the kid pointing at me and we all ran away.

I has another It's shorter
So this was after school again and i had to pee. So i go in the bathroom, accompanied by my friend. Luckily, there was no one else in there. So as we're leaving, i say something really funny and we start laughing really hard. Great timing, because we walk out the bathroom, laughing while i was putting my belt on. /facepalm
There were like 4 girls at the other end of the hallway looking at us laughing, with me putting my belt on. We soon realized this looked like my friend just gave me head or something in the bathroom. We nod to the ladies and just walk away from that awkward situation.

Both of these involved my buddy You must login or register to view this content. and he can vouch for me

EDIT:
Got another story for on my way to my school's bathroom.
So i was in class and i asked to go to the bathroom (i actually had to pee). So i'm walking down the hallway when the fire alarm goes off. I'm just like, "Damn now i gotta go back." So i start walking back to my room when these random doors in the hallway start to close automatically. I start walking faster, but i was too late.
I was stuck and had to go with another class outside for the fire drill. I felt like a washed-up Indiana Jones....

I've done it once, but i had an off period. I usually take like 20-30 minutes for my "number 2's," so i'm glad i had off.

Yeah. I found that disturbing and childish too.

I got two story's bro

1. Really needed a shit when I was at a shopping center run to the toilet it was empty so I thought good for me then I went for an epic poo I notice girls talking at the background I thought ow shit wrong toilet wiped my bum came out the cubicle ran out as fast as I can :L

2. I was working at Tkmaxx (clothes shop) for work experience and i really needed a piss so i went for one i was having a piss in the cubicle and i heard someone come in I finish having a pee then i went on to wash my hands opposite me was the urinals and the kid that came in he turned around and was staring at me as i was washing my hands and also was pissing at the same time btw his got down syndrome (not taking the piss) it was really awkward....

thought i'd share this with u all :y:

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well i dont have one because every time i go into a bathroom i put ninja and cold blooded on. i never get detected.so i get peeing like a ninja defusal.

I walked in on a Special Ed touching his penis and waving his other arm and i just went and got his teacher lol.. Probably most awkward bathroom moment.

In middle school everytime you walk into the bathroom someone was either taking a shit or pissing on the floor, they even pee'd on the toilet paper..

Once I was messing with my friend..i chased him to the bathroom and was gonna kick him and then my shoe flew off and broke the light...Not that funny i know.

Oh and once a janitor was fapping in the bathroom...eww....