_~A Nerd's Calling to Sony~_
*Ringing*
Hot Babe: Thank you for calling Sony Support!What can I do today?
Nerd: My PS3 won't sign in on PSN.
Hot Babe: PSN is under maintenance.Please Wait Patiently...
Nerd: Oh Okay, I need your phone number so I could call you back when it is up.
Hot Babe: XXX-XXX-XXXX, Here's my phone number.
Nerd: Thank you, You won't mind telling me your name?
Hot Babe: Bob Smith
Nerd: OMFG!IJC!STHU!
*Hanged Himself*
Notes:
OMFG - Oh My Bleep God
IJC- I Just Cum'ed
STHU- Shut the Hell Up