(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Many internet users today rome the famous search engines such as "Google" and "Bing" hoping to find something that will make them the next 'best' thing. Little do these sorts of people know that there is a certain format to follow in order to become this sort of "Internet Phenom/Sensation."

Hopefully, after reading this guide, you will be on your way to internet fame and fortune! Good luck comrades.


After all your internet sucess and power, you'll be dancing this famous jig everywhere you go.

[multipage=The two sides of fame]
This step in my opinion is the most time consuming and critical decision you must make. You see, there are the "Good guys" and the "Bad." These "bad" people vary from the typical troll, to the backstabbing hackers. While the "good" people vary from people against trolling and care about their customers.

A more common and well known battle against these two sides would be Microsoft and Sony. Microsoft is good, and is providing internet service with loads of fun to their customers over their break. Not to mention, Europeans get the weekend free! Meanwhile, Sony is making us focus more on religion and really getting us in spirit of the holiday.
Anywho, after you get this crutial decision made, head on over to the next step!

[multipage=Life style]
Being "good" or "bad" will crutially decide how your lifestyle will be. For example, the "bad" will eat cereal that is unhealthy, and load it with sugar. You can typically find them at their computer drinking Dr. Pepper and eating some unhealthy snack. (Snacks may vary in shapes and sizes.)

The "good" will usually be eating something more nutritious like the popular whole grain cereal, "Shreddies" and drinking something rather more soothing for the soul. Preferrably "Nestle" Iced Tea.

With these significant differences, both sides rarely leave their computer, and occasionally refresh the page every 2 minutes to see if they have a comment.

After you have returned from your local grocery store with these snacks, whether it be good or bad, head on over to the next and most important step.

[multipage=Facts]

Congratulations! You have managed to reach the last step in your quest to internet fame. By now you should know whether you are "good" or "bad," you should also know what kind of food you have bought approx. 20 minutes ago. Anyway, lets get to it.

In order to be sucessful, you must know many different and completely un-useful facts that will help nobody in the near future but yourself. (Unless you play Jeoporady of course! :carling

You may be questioning me at this point.

Originally posted by another user

But, Riau, why do I need all of these un-useful facts?

Well, you see these facts may be un-useful to you, but you'll be surprised what kind of conversations come up on sites such as "Youtube" and any forum shoutbox.

With all of these facts, you will be able to prove anybody wrong and make yourself look like the most intellectual being in the shoutbox. Also, facts = a very sucessful troll.

Say it 5x to remember this equation. It may sound rather dumb, but it will help you in the near future. You will be sucessful!



Now you've got it!

You may be questioning my state of mind at the moment so I have provided you with a Q&A. Here are some quotes from clients this guide has helped.

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A:
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This is where the random facts come in handy!

Originally posted by another user

Who ever can tell me what the actor who plays Fez in " That 70's Show" does in his spare time gets 10$ from me!

Then you can be all intellectual like and respond with this:

Originally posted by another user

I'm pretty sure he got deported from the country for illegal immigration and 3 convictions of possession on x/xx/xxxx

See how smart you sound? You can fool all of your friends. But I must warn you, once you become an internet sensation, those fooled friends may only be one or two, if lucky.


[multipage=Conclusion]

Well, there you go comrades, I have released my ladder to sucess. All I can ask of you guys is that you don't abuse it. We don't need 1000 Rebecca Black's running around. Good luck to you all and I hope to see you usuing random facts in the shoutbox to prove people wrong!

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Your writing complete utter shite.

I actually read all of this, cool post lolz :lol:

There is no "hopefully," with this thread, it is garunteed that somebody will be famous! hehe :3 thanks for the feedback!

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Juddy, I beg to differ. Several of my clients have become big and famous from this guide. For example, Well-known "Fred" has used this guide, aswell as Rebecca Black. Please try it before you deny it.

Dizco, thanks for reading. The question is, did you take the guide and become an internet powerhouse?! Pop-quiz: How many Disney productions are there? This is where the random facts come in hehe, thanks for the feedback guys :3

There's this guy who plays piano, here in NGU. I can't remember but I saw his video somewhere... he's a ****ing legend, i must say. That video needs to get viral.

[quote='[F]ried [R]ice;3130275']There's this guy who plays piano, here in NGU. I don't know what's his name but I saw his video somewhere... he's a ****ing legend, i must say. That video needs to get viral.[/quote]


Thanks for the feedback! Post it here and I'll add his video to my "Clients" hehe, I'm sure hes seen my guide and used it to perfection!