Originally posted by K1LL
lol
Dont believe me then I dont care
I quit skating because one day, I was skating at the skate park down in Westerville, and then out of nowhere, a dinosaur popped out of the ground and wanted to out-skate me, so I was like "No, you bitch ass mother ****er. I'll rape you and your kids." and he was like "Yo es muy bueno." and so I skateboarded and beat his ass at it, and then he started to run, and I ran after him being as how I can tackle a full-blown tyrannosaurus rex down, and beat his ass to a bloody pulp but he ended up stepping on my skateboard and getting it dirty, because well, my Zero deck was my pride and joy, and so I killed him, got arrested, leaped out of jail using my invisible mind powers, and eventually wound up on here. This forum. :]