Post: [TuT] Get away with not doing your homework
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04-27-2011, 05:05 PM
#1
Sharpie
Being awesome since 2009
Ok, now let us get into the introduction. In my 5 years going to Secondary School, I have probably forgotten/not done my homework around 100 times. Not 1 of those times have I gotten a detention. Or even a telling off for that matter =D.
One of the main reasons for this is because I am generally a good pupil. I rarely talk a lot in class, and 90% of the time I get my homework in on time :angel:. Call me a nerd if you like, I really don't care. You can eat my A*s at the end of the year :fyea:.
As I said before, these methods have been mostly used numerous times by me, and I always manage to wriggle out of the situation. So, without further a due, let us get on with the methods :carling:.
[multipage=Method 1: The Broken Word Document]
The Broken Word Document
What you will need:
- A computer
- A USB stick
- Microsoft Word
- Notepad (computer program)
- A good excuse
It is a Sunday night, and you suddenly realise that you have an important assignment in for tomorrow :FU:. You start to panic, but then you look at this method and you know what to do :carling:. Funnily enough, I found out about this method on the art of trolling website, but it is actually really innovative and clever
.Step 1: Open up Microsoft word. Type some random words and save the file.
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Step 2: Open it up in Notepad and delete some of the random text. Now save the result.
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You must login or register to view this content.
Step 3: Put it on your USB stick and take it to school the next day
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Step 4: Make up an excuse to why it is on a memory stick, my favourite is that your printer has broken, so you need to use the one in the classroom.
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Step 5: When you try to open it, say to your teacher you have an error, and it wont open. Act frustrated at this point, and disappointed
. Step 6: When your teacher comes over and tries to open it, this message will come up:
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They will have no option but to let you try again at home, and then you get an extra day or two to complete it
.[multipage=Method 2: The Troubled Teen]
The Trouble Teen
What you will need:
- A soppy excuse
kay:
This one is a great one, although you may feel a little guilt afterwards, because you will be lying about quite personal things. The reason why it is so good is that the teacher is in no position whatsoever to challenge your reasoning.
Step 1: Approach the teacher early, not during the lesson. As well as the fact that you seem more concerned and eager to tell the teacher, your fellow students may start asking questions.
Step 2: Quite simple really. All you have to do is tell your teacher that you are having a few problems at home. Don't ask for exclusion from the homework altogether, just ask them for a few more days to do it.
PRO TIP: Don't say something over the top like "My mother has died. Tell them something small has happened, I would recommend saying that your nan is ill, and that you have had to help a bit more around here house. The teacher will understand.
BEWARE: Some teachers like to gossip. If it gets around that "your nan is ill" then someone might take it seriously and ring home, asking if you need any extra support. If a teacher asks you how she is, immediately say that she is "A lot better, thank you." and this should not happen.
[multipage=If all else fails]
If all else fails
Sometimes, you only find out about 10 minutes before the lesson. At this point desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is something you can do:
Go home ill, just before the lesson starts. Make up some symptoms, preferably the ones for Swine Flu, and go to the medical room. If they refuse to send you home, ask to sit down for a bit. If you manage long enough, you may get out of the whole lesson :lol:.
[multipage=Excuses that ACTUALLY work]
Excuses that ACTUALLY work
Not guaranteed, but these are my favourites for getting out of tight situations :dance:.
1. Wrong date: Say you thought that the homework was in for the lesson after the current one. Act really surprised when the teacher asks for it in. They usually act slightly frustrated but never get angry. It is best if you can get a few mates to say the same thing, then the teacher may start to think that it is in fact them that is wrong :fa:.
2. Forgot it: Kind of an obvious one, but simply saying that you have forgotten it is better than saying that you haven't done it.
3. I had to write it down?: In one of my classes, whenever we get research homework we are strictly not allowed to write anything down. Only works in some cases, but when it does it is quite useful. Ask some other people who have done it if you can have a look at theirs, so you have some knowledge of the topic.
4. I was meant to have the dentist: Not strictly the dentist, but say that you were meant to be doing something else while the lesson was going on, but it got cancelled. HOWEVER, this may get you into more trouble because you must say that you haven't got your exercise book either, otherwise it will look a bit suspicious.
5. I thought it was a different day: A bit dodgy, I haven't done this one myself but I have seen others do it. Just say that you thought it was Thursday today, when actually it is Wednesday. Same problem with more trouble as above. Also works brilliantly if you have a two week timetable like I do. Just say you thought it was week A and not week B like it is.
[multipage=Closing Note]
Thank you for reading this guide, I am sure you appreciated it, feel free to leave your own suggestions and excuses below, and I will add them to the thread.
Cheers, Sharpie.
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06-07-2011, 08:34 PM
#30
Neymar
I dunno what to say anymore?
Originally posted by Sharpie
Before you start reading this, I should point out this: this guide is only for people who realise a day before that they had homework, and should not be used regularly. If you approach this thinking that you are going to just get away with never doing homework then just leave now. These methods will bide you a couple of days maybe to get it done :y:.
Ok, now let us get into the introduction. In my 5 years going to Secondary School, I have probably forgotten/not done my homework around 100 times. Not 1 of those times have I gotten a detention. Or even a telling off for that matter =D.
One of the main reasons for this is because I am generally a good pupil. I rarely talk a lot in class, and 90% of the time I get my homework in on time :angel:. Call me a nerd if you like, I really don't care. You can eat my A*s at the end of the year :fyea:.
As I said before, these methods have been mostly used numerous times by me, and I always manage to wriggle out of the situation. So, without further a due, let us get on with the methods :carling:.
[multipage=Method 1: The Broken Word Document]
What you will need:
It is a Sunday night, and you suddenly realise that you have an important assignment in for tomorrow :FU:. You start to panic, but then you look at this method and you know what to do :carling:. Funnily enough, I found out about this method on the art of trolling website, but it is actually really innovative and clever.
Step 1: Open up Microsoft word. Type some random words and save the file.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 2: Open it up in Notepad and delete some of the random text. Now save the result.
You must login or register to view this content.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 3: Put it on your USB stick and take it to school the next day
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 4: Make up an excuse to why it is on a memory stick, my favourite is that your printer has broken, so you need to use the one in the classroom.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 5: When you try to open it, say to your teacher you have an error, and it wont open. Act frustrated at this point, and disappointed.
Step 6: When your teacher comes over and tries to open it, this message will come up:
You must login or register to view this content.
They will have no option but to let you try again at home, and then you get an extra day or two to complete it.
[multipage=Method 2: The Troubled Teen]
What you will need:
This one is a great one, although you may feel a little guilt afterwards, because you will be lying about quite personal things. The reason why it is so good is that the teacher is in no position whatsoever to challenge your reasoning.
Step 1: Approach the teacher early, not during the lesson. As well as the fact that you seem more concerned and eager to tell the teacher, your fellow students may start asking questions.
Step 2: Quite simple really. All you have to do is tell your teacher that you are having a few problems at home. Don't ask for exclusion from the homework altogether, just ask them for a few more days to do it.
PRO TIP: Don't say something over the top like "My mother has died. Tell them something small has happened, I would recommend saying that your nan is ill, and that you have had to help a bit more around here house. The teacher will understand.
BEWARE: Some teachers like to gossip. If it gets around that "your nan is ill" then someone might take it seriously and ring home, asking if you need any extra support. If a teacher asks you how she is, immediately say that she is "A lot better, thank you." and this should not happen.
[multipage=If all else fails]
Sometimes, you only find out about 10 minutes before the lesson. At this point desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is something you can do:
Go home ill, just before the lesson starts. Make up some symptoms, preferably the ones for Swine Flu, and go to the medical room. If they refuse to send you home, ask to sit down for a bit. If you manage long enough, you may get out of the whole lesson :lol:.
[multipage=Excuses that ACTUALLY work]
Not guaranteed, but these are my favourites for getting out of tight situations :dance:.
1. Wrong date: Say you thought that the homework was in for the lesson after the current one. Act really surprised when the teacher asks for it in. They usually act slightly frustrated but never get angry. It is best if you can get a few mates to say the same thing, then the teacher may start to think that it is in fact them that is wrong :fa:.
2. Forgot it: Kind of an obvious one, but simply saying that you have forgotten it is better than saying that you haven't done it.
3. I had to write it down?: In one of my classes, whenever we get research homework we are strictly not allowed to write anything down. Only works in some cases, but when it does it is quite useful. Ask some other people who have done it if you can have a look at theirs, so you have some knowledge of the topic.
4. I was meant to have the dentist: Not strictly the dentist, but say that you were meant to be doing something else while the lesson was going on, but it got cancelled. HOWEVER, this may get you into more trouble because you must say that you haven't got your exercise book either, otherwise it will look a bit suspicious.
5. I thought it was a different day: A bit dodgy, I haven't done this one myself but I have seen others do it. Just say that you thought it was Thursday today, when actually it is Wednesday. Same problem with more trouble as above. Also works brilliantly if you have a two week timetable like I do. Just say you thought it was week A and not week B like it is.
[multipage=Closing Note]
Thank you for reading this guide, I am sure you appreciated it, feel free to leave your own suggestions and excuses below, and I will add them to the thread.
Cheers, Sharpie.
Ok, now let us get into the introduction. In my 5 years going to Secondary School, I have probably forgotten/not done my homework around 100 times. Not 1 of those times have I gotten a detention. Or even a telling off for that matter =D.
One of the main reasons for this is because I am generally a good pupil. I rarely talk a lot in class, and 90% of the time I get my homework in on time :angel:. Call me a nerd if you like, I really don't care. You can eat my A*s at the end of the year :fyea:.
As I said before, these methods have been mostly used numerous times by me, and I always manage to wriggle out of the situation. So, without further a due, let us get on with the methods :carling:.
[multipage=Method 1: The Broken Word Document]
The Broken Word Document
What you will need:
- A computer
- A USB stick
- Microsoft Word
- Notepad (computer program)
- A good excuse
It is a Sunday night, and you suddenly realise that you have an important assignment in for tomorrow :FU:. You start to panic, but then you look at this method and you know what to do :carling:. Funnily enough, I found out about this method on the art of trolling website, but it is actually really innovative and clever
.Step 1: Open up Microsoft word. Type some random words and save the file.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 2: Open it up in Notepad and delete some of the random text. Now save the result.
You must login or register to view this content.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 3: Put it on your USB stick and take it to school the next day
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 4: Make up an excuse to why it is on a memory stick, my favourite is that your printer has broken, so you need to use the one in the classroom.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 5: When you try to open it, say to your teacher you have an error, and it wont open. Act frustrated at this point, and disappointed
. Step 6: When your teacher comes over and tries to open it, this message will come up:
You must login or register to view this content.
They will have no option but to let you try again at home, and then you get an extra day or two to complete it
.[multipage=Method 2: The Troubled Teen]
The Trouble Teen
What you will need:
- A soppy excuse kay:
This one is a great one, although you may feel a little guilt afterwards, because you will be lying about quite personal things. The reason why it is so good is that the teacher is in no position whatsoever to challenge your reasoning.
Step 1: Approach the teacher early, not during the lesson. As well as the fact that you seem more concerned and eager to tell the teacher, your fellow students may start asking questions.
Step 2: Quite simple really. All you have to do is tell your teacher that you are having a few problems at home. Don't ask for exclusion from the homework altogether, just ask them for a few more days to do it.
PRO TIP: Don't say something over the top like "My mother has died. Tell them something small has happened, I would recommend saying that your nan is ill, and that you have had to help a bit more around here house. The teacher will understand.
BEWARE: Some teachers like to gossip. If it gets around that "your nan is ill" then someone might take it seriously and ring home, asking if you need any extra support. If a teacher asks you how she is, immediately say that she is "A lot better, thank you." and this should not happen.
[multipage=If all else fails]
If all else fails
Sometimes, you only find out about 10 minutes before the lesson. At this point desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is something you can do:
Go home ill, just before the lesson starts. Make up some symptoms, preferably the ones for Swine Flu, and go to the medical room. If they refuse to send you home, ask to sit down for a bit. If you manage long enough, you may get out of the whole lesson :lol:.
[multipage=Excuses that ACTUALLY work]
Excuses that ACTUALLY work
Not guaranteed, but these are my favourites for getting out of tight situations :dance:.
1. Wrong date: Say you thought that the homework was in for the lesson after the current one. Act really surprised when the teacher asks for it in. They usually act slightly frustrated but never get angry. It is best if you can get a few mates to say the same thing, then the teacher may start to think that it is in fact them that is wrong :fa:.
2. Forgot it: Kind of an obvious one, but simply saying that you have forgotten it is better than saying that you haven't done it.
3. I had to write it down?: In one of my classes, whenever we get research homework we are strictly not allowed to write anything down. Only works in some cases, but when it does it is quite useful. Ask some other people who have done it if you can have a look at theirs, so you have some knowledge of the topic.
4. I was meant to have the dentist: Not strictly the dentist, but say that you were meant to be doing something else while the lesson was going on, but it got cancelled. HOWEVER, this may get you into more trouble because you must say that you haven't got your exercise book either, otherwise it will look a bit suspicious.
5. I thought it was a different day: A bit dodgy, I haven't done this one myself but I have seen others do it. Just say that you thought it was Thursday today, when actually it is Wednesday. Same problem with more trouble as above. Also works brilliantly if you have a two week timetable like I do. Just say you thought it was week A and not week B like it is.
[multipage=Closing Note]
Thank you for reading this guide, I am sure you appreciated it, feel free to leave your own suggestions and excuses below, and I will add them to the thread.
Cheers, Sharpie.
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06-07-2011, 09:11 PM
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#37
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Originally posted by Sharpie
Before you start reading this, I should point out this: this guide is only for people who realise a day before that they had homework, and should not be used regularly. If you approach this thinking that you are going to just get away with never doing homework then just leave now. These methods will bide you a couple of days maybe to get it done :y:.
Ok, now let us get into the introduction. In my 5 years going to Secondary School, I have probably forgotten/not done my homework around 100 times. Not 1 of those times have I gotten a detention. Or even a telling off for that matter =D.
One of the main reasons for this is because I am generally a good pupil. I rarely talk a lot in class, and 90% of the time I get my homework in on time :angel:. Call me a nerd if you like, I really don't care. You can eat my A*s at the end of the year :fyea:.
As I said before, these methods have been mostly used numerous times by me, and I always manage to wriggle out of the situation. So, without further a due, let us get on with the methods :carling:.
[multipage=Method 1: The Broken Word Document]
What you will need:
It is a Sunday night, and you suddenly realise that you have an important assignment in for tomorrow :FU:. You start to panic, but then you look at this method and you know what to do :carling:. Funnily enough, I found out about this method on the art of trolling website, but it is actually really innovative and clever.
Step 1: Open up Microsoft word. Type some random words and save the file.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 2: Open it up in Notepad and delete some of the random text. Now save the result.
You must login or register to view this content.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 3: Put it on your USB stick and take it to school the next day
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 4: Make up an excuse to why it is on a memory stick, my favourite is that your printer has broken, so you need to use the one in the classroom.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 5: When you try to open it, say to your teacher you have an error, and it wont open. Act frustrated at this point, and disappointed.
Step 6: When your teacher comes over and tries to open it, this message will come up:
You must login or register to view this content.
They will have no option but to let you try again at home, and then you get an extra day or two to complete it.
[multipage=Method 2: The Troubled Teen]
What you will need:
This one is a great one, although you may feel a little guilt afterwards, because you will be lying about quite personal things. The reason why it is so good is that the teacher is in no position whatsoever to challenge your reasoning.
Step 1: Approach the teacher early, not during the lesson. As well as the fact that you seem more concerned and eager to tell the teacher, your fellow students may start asking questions.
Step 2: Quite simple really. All you have to do is tell your teacher that you are having a few problems at home. Don't ask for exclusion from the homework altogether, just ask them for a few more days to do it.
PRO TIP: Don't say something over the top like "My mother has died. Tell them something small has happened, I would recommend saying that your nan is ill, and that you have had to help a bit more around here house. The teacher will understand.
BEWARE: Some teachers like to gossip. If it gets around that "your nan is ill" then someone might take it seriously and ring home, asking if you need any extra support. If a teacher asks you how she is, immediately say that she is "A lot better, thank you." and this should not happen.
[multipage=If all else fails]
Sometimes, you only find out about 10 minutes before the lesson. At this point desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is something you can do:
Go home ill, just before the lesson starts. Make up some symptoms, preferably the ones for Swine Flu, and go to the medical room. If they refuse to send you home, ask to sit down for a bit. If you manage long enough, you may get out of the whole lesson :lol:.
[multipage=Excuses that ACTUALLY work]
Not guaranteed, but these are my favourites for getting out of tight situations :dance:.
1. Wrong date: Say you thought that the homework was in for the lesson after the current one. Act really surprised when the teacher asks for it in. They usually act slightly frustrated but never get angry. It is best if you can get a few mates to say the same thing, then the teacher may start to think that it is in fact them that is wrong :fa:.
2. Forgot it: Kind of an obvious one, but simply saying that you have forgotten it is better than saying that you haven't done it.
3. I had to write it down?: In one of my classes, whenever we get research homework we are strictly not allowed to write anything down. Only works in some cases, but when it does it is quite useful. Ask some other people who have done it if you can have a look at theirs, so you have some knowledge of the topic.
4. I was meant to have the dentist: Not strictly the dentist, but say that you were meant to be doing something else while the lesson was going on, but it got cancelled. HOWEVER, this may get you into more trouble because you must say that you haven't got your exercise book either, otherwise it will look a bit suspicious.
5. I thought it was a different day: A bit dodgy, I haven't done this one myself but I have seen others do it. Just say that you thought it was Thursday today, when actually it is Wednesday. Same problem with more trouble as above. Also works brilliantly if you have a two week timetable like I do. Just say you thought it was week A and not week B like it is.
[multipage=Closing Note]
Thank you for reading this guide, I am sure you appreciated it, feel free to leave your own suggestions and excuses below, and I will add them to the thread.
Cheers, Sharpie.
Ok, now let us get into the introduction. In my 5 years going to Secondary School, I have probably forgotten/not done my homework around 100 times. Not 1 of those times have I gotten a detention. Or even a telling off for that matter =D.
One of the main reasons for this is because I am generally a good pupil. I rarely talk a lot in class, and 90% of the time I get my homework in on time :angel:. Call me a nerd if you like, I really don't care. You can eat my A*s at the end of the year :fyea:.
As I said before, these methods have been mostly used numerous times by me, and I always manage to wriggle out of the situation. So, without further a due, let us get on with the methods :carling:.
[multipage=Method 1: The Broken Word Document]
The Broken Word Document
What you will need:
- A computer
- A USB stick
- Microsoft Word
- Notepad (computer program)
- A good excuse
It is a Sunday night, and you suddenly realise that you have an important assignment in for tomorrow :FU:. You start to panic, but then you look at this method and you know what to do :carling:. Funnily enough, I found out about this method on the art of trolling website, but it is actually really innovative and clever
.Step 1: Open up Microsoft word. Type some random words and save the file.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 2: Open it up in Notepad and delete some of the random text. Now save the result.
You must login or register to view this content.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 3: Put it on your USB stick and take it to school the next day
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 4: Make up an excuse to why it is on a memory stick, my favourite is that your printer has broken, so you need to use the one in the classroom.
You must login or register to view this content.
Step 5: When you try to open it, say to your teacher you have an error, and it wont open. Act frustrated at this point, and disappointed
. Step 6: When your teacher comes over and tries to open it, this message will come up:
You must login or register to view this content.
They will have no option but to let you try again at home, and then you get an extra day or two to complete it
.[multipage=Method 2: The Troubled Teen]
The Trouble Teen
What you will need:
- A soppy excuse kay:
This one is a great one, although you may feel a little guilt afterwards, because you will be lying about quite personal things. The reason why it is so good is that the teacher is in no position whatsoever to challenge your reasoning.
Step 1: Approach the teacher early, not during the lesson. As well as the fact that you seem more concerned and eager to tell the teacher, your fellow students may start asking questions.
Step 2: Quite simple really. All you have to do is tell your teacher that you are having a few problems at home. Don't ask for exclusion from the homework altogether, just ask them for a few more days to do it.
PRO TIP: Don't say something over the top like "My mother has died. Tell them something small has happened, I would recommend saying that your nan is ill, and that you have had to help a bit more around here house. The teacher will understand.
BEWARE: Some teachers like to gossip. If it gets around that "your nan is ill" then someone might take it seriously and ring home, asking if you need any extra support. If a teacher asks you how she is, immediately say that she is "A lot better, thank you." and this should not happen.
[multipage=If all else fails]
If all else fails
Sometimes, you only find out about 10 minutes before the lesson. At this point desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is something you can do:
Go home ill, just before the lesson starts. Make up some symptoms, preferably the ones for Swine Flu, and go to the medical room. If they refuse to send you home, ask to sit down for a bit. If you manage long enough, you may get out of the whole lesson :lol:.
[multipage=Excuses that ACTUALLY work]
Excuses that ACTUALLY work
Not guaranteed, but these are my favourites for getting out of tight situations :dance:.
1. Wrong date: Say you thought that the homework was in for the lesson after the current one. Act really surprised when the teacher asks for it in. They usually act slightly frustrated but never get angry. It is best if you can get a few mates to say the same thing, then the teacher may start to think that it is in fact them that is wrong :fa:.
2. Forgot it: Kind of an obvious one, but simply saying that you have forgotten it is better than saying that you haven't done it.
3. I had to write it down?: In one of my classes, whenever we get research homework we are strictly not allowed to write anything down. Only works in some cases, but when it does it is quite useful. Ask some other people who have done it if you can have a look at theirs, so you have some knowledge of the topic.
4. I was meant to have the dentist: Not strictly the dentist, but say that you were meant to be doing something else while the lesson was going on, but it got cancelled. HOWEVER, this may get you into more trouble because you must say that you haven't got your exercise book either, otherwise it will look a bit suspicious.
5. I thought it was a different day: A bit dodgy, I haven't done this one myself but I have seen others do it. Just say that you thought it was Thursday today, when actually it is Wednesday. Same problem with more trouble as above. Also works brilliantly if you have a two week timetable like I do. Just say you thought it was week A and not week B like it is.
[multipage=Closing Note]
Thank you for reading this guide, I am sure you appreciated it, feel free to leave your own suggestions and excuses below, and I will add them to the thread.
Cheers, Sharpie.
nice one bro this is really good you had me at "Well IF All Else Fails" LOL :bro:
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