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04-27-2011, 09:44 PM
#1
NeedaFlameSoon
I liek teh way im p0pular
haha :2k7:Hope you guys enjoy this guide, just abit of help
Take it easy and don’t get too excited: This is not a collection of tips on how to get wasted, it’s just the opposite:
If you’re young and don’t have a personal or religious problem with alcohol, then the truth is that you’ll eventually drink some. Depending on your entourage, even a lot of: You’ll go to parties where people drink beer, whiskey, wine or others. You’ll end up seeing guys running naked in the backyard, girls throwing their drunken guts out, or even – God forbid – teenagers falling into alcoholic coma. You DON’T want to be one of them. Being dead drunk may seem exciting for an US 21 year old going in a bar with his first REAL ID card, but it’s NOT.
Like most guys around, I occasionally get to a bar with a bunch of friends, talking, joking, and drinking beers. I’ve even had my 18′th birthday in a bar(yes, it’s legal in most countries but the US), my college graduation and most special events. In my entire life, I only got sick two times because of drinking too much beer. I’ve never fallen unconscious, I was always able to walk back home, most frequently soberer than my friends.
The following tips come from my feeble experience, some of them were taught to me by my father when I first went to a party, some of them by my friends, some of them it’s just stuff I learned around. So… how can you survive an alcohol drinking party with just enough soberness not to feel bad, sick, or fall prey to embarrassing events?
Tip 1. Never go drink on an empty stomach
I told you I got sick twice from too much drinking. To be honest, though, I didn’t drink that much. Both times, the real reason was that I hadn’t eaten anything before getting to the party. No, chips, peanuts and other tiny snacks are not FOOD. Alcohol absorption is increased by hunger, you get more dizzy from one beer on an empty stomach feels than from two on a full one.
Tip 2. You decide how much you drink, not your friends
It’s not a contest. You DON’T need to drink all the beers your friends give you. Not all men/women are born equal. Some hold their liquor better than others. If you start feeling bad, but your friends insist to keep drinking, just STOP. Go drink some juice or water instead. This applies especially to skinny people – alcohol absorption is dependent on the body structure/weight, which also means generally girls are less alcohol resistant than boys. (though I’ve met plenty of exceptions as well)
Tip 3. Make it last longer
Nobody likes it short. If you finish your beer in a minute you’ll be the one not drinking while the others do, and you’ll feel compelled to get a new one. So, instead, make it last longer. Talk, take a sip, talk some more, eat some chips, talk some more. A cool tip one Englishman taught me was to mix beer and sprite – one bottle of beer, one of sprite, mixed 50/50 in one glass. It obviously lasts twice as long, yet you drink the same amount of alcohol. Your friends will not even notice.
Tip 4. Don’t mix the drinks and always eat between them
This is also well known – don’t drink strong liquor(whiskey) followed by beer, by champagne, by strong liquor, by beer, etc. You’ll get drunk, faster and uglier. You’ll get sick. So, don’t: never alternate drinks. At parties around here, for instance, we’d drink the stronger liquors(martini, whiskey and such) as an appetizer, then we’d eat the hors-d’oeuvres, followed by wine with the main course. If it takes longer, it would be followed by snacks and beer. In the end, if the case, the sweet wine/sparkling goes with the cake. Notice the rule? Don’t go back, and always eat between different drinks.
Tip 5. Oily food – less alcohol absorption
An oily esophagus/stomach absorbs less alcohol. This is a tip for the hard-core drunkards, but they probably know it already.
Tip 6. When dizzy, take a break
After three-four half-a-litter pints and not enough snacks in between I’d get dizzy and start having problems with equilibrium. It’s time for a break – walk out in fresh air, get some water on my face, stay a while in a quieter place. There’s no harm in it – just tell your buds you went to the loo.
Tip 7. When feeling sick, go throw up
If you didn’t follow through the previous tips, you may eventually feel really bad. The room is spinning, you feel a bit like wanting to throw up, only not quite so. The first time it happened it ruined the party for me. I would just sit in a corner, trying to clear my head and feel better. No success. Luckily, someone with more experience helped me – I went to the toilet and forced myself to throw up(one finger down the throat). After rejecting the alcohol in excess, and after freshing up, you’ll feel a lot better.
These are some of the tips I’d give to my boy(if I ever have one) when he’d go to his first parties. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, knowing this kind of stuff is what growing up is all about. If you have other tips you want to share with us, just go ahead and comment below. As always, your input is welcome.
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04-27-2011, 10:38 PM
#12
xDIMEBAG
I have a gambling problem
Psh. Go hard or go home. My normal weekend at ball state begins as such:
A gauntlet, for those that dont know: Take a hit off a bowl, take a shot, chug some beer, exhale.
Then followed by a few shots of rum, and about 10 beers. keystone ice normally.
more shots.
more shots.
pong.
someone shows up more rum, or a case of beer.
chug beer.
walk to another party.
smash a few cups of beer from a keg.
stumble back to the house.
take a few more shots until its all gone.
drink some water.
pass out.
wake up drunk.
A gauntlet, for those that dont know: Take a hit off a bowl, take a shot, chug some beer, exhale.
Then followed by a few shots of rum, and about 10 beers. keystone ice normally.
more shots.
more shots.
pong.
someone shows up more rum, or a case of beer.
chug beer.
walk to another party.
smash a few cups of beer from a keg.
stumble back to the house.
take a few more shots until its all gone.
drink some water.
pass out.
wake up drunk.
04-27-2011, 11:09 PM
#14
NeedaFlameSoon
I liek teh way im p0pular
Originally posted by xDIMEBAG
Psh. Go hard or go home. My normal weekend at ball state begins as such:
A gauntlet, for those that dont know: Take a hit off a bowl, take a shot, chug some beer, exhale.
Then followed by a few shots of rum, and about 10 beers. keystone ice normally.
more shots.
more shots.
pong.
someone shows up more rum, or a case of beer.
chug beer.
walk to another party.
smash a few cups of beer from a keg.
stumble back to the house.
take a few more shots until its all gone.
drink some water.
pass out.
wake up drunk.
A gauntlet, for those that dont know: Take a hit off a bowl, take a shot, chug some beer, exhale.
Then followed by a few shots of rum, and about 10 beers. keystone ice normally.
more shots.
more shots.
pong.
someone shows up more rum, or a case of beer.
chug beer.
walk to another party.
smash a few cups of beer from a keg.
stumble back to the house.
take a few more shots until its all gone.
drink some water.
pass out.
wake up drunk.
Your very cool.... And very hardy
04-28-2011, 05:23 AM
#15
TheRandomGuy128
Hates Grammar Nazis
Originally posted by xSimplyBlessed
This is for the pussies of NGU, who arent like me , an Irishman who can take on the world at drinking haha :2k7:
Hope you guys enjoy this guide, just abit of help
Take it easy and don’t get too excited: This is not a collection of tips on how to get wasted, it’s just the opposite:
If you’re young and don’t have a personal or religious problem with alcohol, then the truth is that you’ll eventually drink some. Depending on your entourage, even a lot of: You’ll go to parties where people drink beer, whiskey, wine or others. You’ll end up seeing guys running naked in the backyard, girls throwing their drunken guts out, or even – God forbid – teenagers falling into alcoholic coma. You DON’T want to be one of them. Being dead drunk may seem exciting for an US 21 year old going in a bar with his first REAL ID card, but it’s NOT.
Like most guys around, I occasionally get to a bar with a bunch of friends, talking, joking, and drinking beers. I’ve even had my 18′th birthday in a bar(yes, it’s legal in most countries but the US), my college graduation and most special events. In my entire life, I only got sick two times because of drinking too much beer. I’ve never fallen unconscious, I was always able to walk back home, most frequently soberer than my friends.
The following tips come from my feeble experience, some of them were taught to me by my father when I first went to a party, some of them by my friends, some of them it’s just stuff I learned around. So… how can you survive an alcohol drinking party with just enough soberness not to feel bad, sick, or fall prey to embarrassing events?
Tip 1. Never go drink on an empty stomach
I told you I got sick twice from too much drinking. To be honest, though, I didn’t drink that much. Both times, the real reason was that I hadn’t eaten anything before getting to the party. No, chips, peanuts and other tiny snacks are not FOOD. Alcohol absorption is increased by hunger, you get more dizzy from one beer on an empty stomach feels than from two on a full one.
Tip 2. You decide how much you drink, not your friends
It’s not a contest. You DON’T need to drink all the beers your friends give you. Not all men/women are born equal. Some hold their liquor better than others. If you start feeling bad, but your friends insist to keep drinking, just STOP. Go drink some juice or water instead. This applies especially to skinny people – alcohol absorption is dependent on the body structure/weight, which also means generally girls are less alcohol resistant than boys. (though I’ve met plenty of exceptions as well)
Tip 3. Make it last longer
Nobody likes it short. If you finish your beer in a minute you’ll be the one not drinking while the others do, and you’ll feel compelled to get a new one. So, instead, make it last longer. Talk, take a sip, talk some more, eat some chips, talk some more. A cool tip one Englishman taught me was to mix beer and sprite – one bottle of beer, one of sprite, mixed 50/50 in one glass. It obviously lasts twice as long, yet you drink the same amount of alcohol. Your friends will not even notice.
Tip 4. Don’t mix the drinks and always eat between them
This is also well known – don’t drink strong liquor(whiskey) followed by beer, by champagne, by strong liquor, by beer, etc. You’ll get drunk, faster and uglier. You’ll get sick. So, don’t: never alternate drinks. At parties around here, for instance, we’d drink the stronger liquors(martini, whiskey and such) as an appetizer, then we’d eat the hors-d’oeuvres, followed by wine with the main course. If it takes longer, it would be followed by snacks and beer. In the end, if the case, the sweet wine/sparkling goes with the cake. Notice the rule? Don’t go back, and always eat between different drinks.
Tip 5. Oily food – less alcohol absorption
An oily esophagus/stomach absorbs less alcohol. This is a tip for the hard-core drunkards, but they probably know it already.
Tip 6. When dizzy, take a break
After three-four half-a-litter pints and not enough snacks in between I’d get dizzy and start having problems with equilibrium. It’s time for a break – walk out in fresh air, get some water on my face, stay a while in a quieter place. There’s no harm in it – just tell your buds you went to the loo.
Tip 7. When feeling sick, go throw up
If you didn’t follow through the previous tips, you may eventually feel really bad. The room is spinning, you feel a bit like wanting to throw up, only not quite so. The first time it happened it ruined the party for me. I would just sit in a corner, trying to clear my head and feel better. No success. Luckily, someone with more experience helped me – I went to the toilet and forced myself to throw up(one finger down the throat). After rejecting the alcohol in excess, and after freshing up, you’ll feel a lot better.
These are some of the tips I’d give to my boy(if I ever have one) when he’d go to his first parties. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, knowing this kind of stuff is what growing up is all about. If you have other tips you want to share with us, just go ahead and comment below. As always, your input is welcome.
haha :2k7:Hope you guys enjoy this guide, just abit of help
Take it easy and don’t get too excited: This is not a collection of tips on how to get wasted, it’s just the opposite:
If you’re young and don’t have a personal or religious problem with alcohol, then the truth is that you’ll eventually drink some. Depending on your entourage, even a lot of: You’ll go to parties where people drink beer, whiskey, wine or others. You’ll end up seeing guys running naked in the backyard, girls throwing their drunken guts out, or even – God forbid – teenagers falling into alcoholic coma. You DON’T want to be one of them. Being dead drunk may seem exciting for an US 21 year old going in a bar with his first REAL ID card, but it’s NOT.
Like most guys around, I occasionally get to a bar with a bunch of friends, talking, joking, and drinking beers. I’ve even had my 18′th birthday in a bar(yes, it’s legal in most countries but the US), my college graduation and most special events. In my entire life, I only got sick two times because of drinking too much beer. I’ve never fallen unconscious, I was always able to walk back home, most frequently soberer than my friends.
The following tips come from my feeble experience, some of them were taught to me by my father when I first went to a party, some of them by my friends, some of them it’s just stuff I learned around. So… how can you survive an alcohol drinking party with just enough soberness not to feel bad, sick, or fall prey to embarrassing events?
Tip 1. Never go drink on an empty stomach
I told you I got sick twice from too much drinking. To be honest, though, I didn’t drink that much. Both times, the real reason was that I hadn’t eaten anything before getting to the party. No, chips, peanuts and other tiny snacks are not FOOD. Alcohol absorption is increased by hunger, you get more dizzy from one beer on an empty stomach feels than from two on a full one.
Tip 2. You decide how much you drink, not your friends
It’s not a contest. You DON’T need to drink all the beers your friends give you. Not all men/women are born equal. Some hold their liquor better than others. If you start feeling bad, but your friends insist to keep drinking, just STOP. Go drink some juice or water instead. This applies especially to skinny people – alcohol absorption is dependent on the body structure/weight, which also means generally girls are less alcohol resistant than boys. (though I’ve met plenty of exceptions as well)
Tip 3. Make it last longer
Nobody likes it short. If you finish your beer in a minute you’ll be the one not drinking while the others do, and you’ll feel compelled to get a new one. So, instead, make it last longer. Talk, take a sip, talk some more, eat some chips, talk some more. A cool tip one Englishman taught me was to mix beer and sprite – one bottle of beer, one of sprite, mixed 50/50 in one glass. It obviously lasts twice as long, yet you drink the same amount of alcohol. Your friends will not even notice.
Tip 4. Don’t mix the drinks and always eat between them
This is also well known – don’t drink strong liquor(whiskey) followed by beer, by champagne, by strong liquor, by beer, etc. You’ll get drunk, faster and uglier. You’ll get sick. So, don’t: never alternate drinks. At parties around here, for instance, we’d drink the stronger liquors(martini, whiskey and such) as an appetizer, then we’d eat the hors-d’oeuvres, followed by wine with the main course. If it takes longer, it would be followed by snacks and beer. In the end, if the case, the sweet wine/sparkling goes with the cake. Notice the rule? Don’t go back, and always eat between different drinks.
Tip 5. Oily food – less alcohol absorption
An oily esophagus/stomach absorbs less alcohol. This is a tip for the hard-core drunkards, but they probably know it already.
Tip 6. When dizzy, take a break
After three-four half-a-litter pints and not enough snacks in between I’d get dizzy and start having problems with equilibrium. It’s time for a break – walk out in fresh air, get some water on my face, stay a while in a quieter place. There’s no harm in it – just tell your buds you went to the loo.
Tip 7. When feeling sick, go throw up
If you didn’t follow through the previous tips, you may eventually feel really bad. The room is spinning, you feel a bit like wanting to throw up, only not quite so. The first time it happened it ruined the party for me. I would just sit in a corner, trying to clear my head and feel better. No success. Luckily, someone with more experience helped me – I went to the toilet and forced myself to throw up(one finger down the throat). After rejecting the alcohol in excess, and after freshing up, you’ll feel a lot better.
These are some of the tips I’d give to my boy(if I ever have one) when he’d go to his first parties. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, knowing this kind of stuff is what growing up is all about. If you have other tips you want to share with us, just go ahead and comment below. As always, your input is welcome.
O.o on which parties do people drink wine? and yea I don't understand why kids don't know their limits and just try to get ****ed up to the max me I don't like beer so I go straight to hard liquor preferabally tequila yum and I take the shots slow after 3-4 because I did the error once of taking 15 double shots and I tought I was straight and after that the night was a blackout and I woke up for the first time with a killer hangover and on top of my puke then I puked on the shower and stuff it was no fun and since then I take it even slower to get that comftorble buzz and im mexican so I gotta be accompanied by my patron
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Originally posted by Seth
here's a drinking tip:
Vodka= the poor alcoholics best friend. I kill a gallon on a weekend and smash another during monday through friday. Cheaps the way to go when your doing it like this. be smart don't be a retard, no you can't take any medications if your feeling sick. Can't drink it straight? thats cool find your favorite chaser, redbull/monster(any energy drink), slices of lemon, and juices are good too.
Whiskey= A lot of guys will say "real men drink whiskey" okay so they say they are real men, go do shots of jamison. see who the real men are after that. they still got you stumped? ask your bartender for a shot of the four horsemen:
1 part jose(tequila)
1 part johnny walker
1 part jim bean
1 part jack daniels
do a couple of these^^ and I think you might have a good night, or end up praying to the porcelain g-d.
Rum= Is one of the best mixing liqours. Rum + coke= awesome. do it up, its cheap too, and does the job good and doesn't go down to hard either.
Beer= It wasn't made to gorge on an entire case of the stuff in one sitting. it was made to enjoy, a sipping beverage, liqour was made to get you fuked up. not beer, not a lot of good will come from drinking massive amounts of beer. only hangovers and a long night praying to the porcelain g-d.
either way alcohol isn't good for you, but on a different way of looking at it, clear liqours aren't as bad and dark liqours are the worst for you. i can't remember why :lol:
have fun get drunk, and drink one for me cause i'm gunna drink one for you right now- catch me in the sb i'll be drunk =D
Vodka= the poor alcoholics best friend. I kill a gallon on a weekend and smash another during monday through friday. Cheaps the way to go when your doing it like this. be smart don't be a retard, no you can't take any medications if your feeling sick. Can't drink it straight? thats cool find your favorite chaser, redbull/monster(any energy drink), slices of lemon, and juices are good too.
Whiskey= A lot of guys will say "real men drink whiskey" okay so they say they are real men, go do shots of jamison. see who the real men are after that. they still got you stumped? ask your bartender for a shot of the four horsemen:
1 part jose(tequila)
1 part johnny walker
1 part jim bean
1 part jack daniels
do a couple of these^^ and I think you might have a good night, or end up praying to the porcelain g-d.
Rum= Is one of the best mixing liqours. Rum + coke= awesome. do it up, its cheap too, and does the job good and doesn't go down to hard either.
Beer= It wasn't made to gorge on an entire case of the stuff in one sitting. it was made to enjoy, a sipping beverage, liqour was made to get you fuked up. not beer, not a lot of good will come from drinking massive amounts of beer. only hangovers and a long night praying to the porcelain g-d.
either way alcohol isn't good for you, but on a different way of looking at it, clear liqours aren't as bad and dark liqours are the worst for you. i can't remember why :lol:
have fun get drunk, and drink one for me cause i'm gunna drink one for you right now- catch me in the sb i'll be drunk =D
REACHES FOR VODKA TO NIGHT
:dance:
:dance:ewww Vodka I hate it soo much but this one time it was all we had to drink my moms side of the family (uncle aunt, and 4 sons came over) usually come over summer time for the whole summer everyone left for Vegas except me my little sister and cousin and my older 20 yr old cousin well it was his birthday sometime in july so I decided to throw him a kickback with some of our cousins and some of my friends well he got stupid drunk started pissing on my front yard and we had the beer pong going on except well we ran out of beer and every1 was too ****ed up to drive and my 21 yr old cousin that lived in the house was being a bitch to go pick up alcohol and we were so into the beer pong so I go to my sisters stash of alcohol in her room and all she has left is vodka so we have like A TINY bit of cranberry juice and this huge ****ing half gallon of sky vodka so we fill up the cups with vodka and the Cranberry juice was literally just like food coloring for the vodka as it didn't change the taste well so its my me and my friend against two of my cousins (we did family vs friends but they put me with the friends) so were playing away and we are loosing and I drank like 3 cups of vodka it was just nasty too much alcohol we were getting to ****ed up I got to the point were vodka was too nasty I was just telling my oponnent when they made it into the cup that I was goin to the kitchen to get a a bite of something and i just drained like 4 cups onto the sink well anyways everyone got tired of vodka so we just threw it all on the grass... I always hated vodka and every now and then I would take shots of it but since then I got so disgusted of vodka that im never goin to drink it again (Too long for a reply)
EDIT: NGU crapped out on me and posted like 4 times?
04-28-2011, 06:20 AM
#16
madden's Hoe
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