(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So people at school have been doing nothing but mocking me about my sexuality and calling me thing such as "faggot" "gay" "dick taking tool" etc. when really I'm not, I'm just confident and know that I'm better than literally everybody. I'll prove how undying my heterosexual emotions and feelings are with the help of some photographs courtesy of Boy George, the nick name we claimed with the photographer:

So, does this look like the photo of a gay guy to you?

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Here I took the liberty of enhancing and zooming in on my pre-pubescent abdominal region, feel free to masturbate to this image alone when you go to bed tonight....oh, actually don't ummm that would be gay and is not what this image is for at all.

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here is me with my bf Dick..."bf" stands for 'best friend' now, NOT boyfriend, no homo...none of that homo shit.

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I like this photo, it really compliments my black eye which I received the previous night from gaining anal entrance to Dicks ass without his consent...wait, no, that sounds gay...I ummm got it wrestling a bear. Also, don't you worry...that bulge isn't an erection from having another "buff" bamf beside me posting with his hot body and perfect stance...so, yeah dontchu go calling me out on that and saying im gay and shit guys.

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ha ha this was a good day, Dick brought his camera to school so we could photograph one another pulling poses and being completely straight and doing things you straight gu- i mean us straight guys do...yeah!

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i know youre all thoroughly enjoying glaring at my shirtless body but this is the last photo i could provide, you know, i dont want nobody achieving no boners on my part which is not what i aimed to do in the first place :embarrassed:. This was taken on a guys night that went horribly wrong..euggghhh, we had organised a quiet night in, you know, just us guys and had ourselves topless and lots of oil ready to practice our masseuse skills on one another :love: when suddenly...a bunch of random ass girls appeared. Yeah, we got completely bummed out not just because girls came (coodies in hand) but along with them came the local paedo...see if you can spot him everybody!!!

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YUP, if you guessed that the local pedo was the guy in the red box below, then you were correct!!!1

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so, hopefully ive proved that i am 99.99% straight and love nothing besides vagina but im sorry, i have gotta go meet up with the guys...tonight were going to re-try our guys night in and to compensate for the last nights incident with the disgusting females showing up Dick is bringing his fathers dildo that he found...i wonder what we'll get up to :arate: ...bye, ill miss you guys until next time xoxoxoxoxox

original postage of the images by the scammer You must login or register to view this content.. Please don't condemn me ha ha

some cp:carling:

MBO, you really crack me up man!! :y::megusta::y:

I Always thought there was something scary about Ronald McDonald Fans:

-Andrew-
Ronald McDonald
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Come to think of it, Aren't you a Big Mac Fan ??

Look you're not gay but really i think it doesn't matter if you're gay or not.
Take people how they are not on what they like.

I only made it halfway through the thread before I started to furiously beat my dick

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Oh that's the oil for our massages...it really enhances the feeling another mans bare sweaty big hands give you when they're gliding up and down your body with your heart beating faster and faster.



Oh don't thank me, thank my parents perfect genetics...and the actually guy You must login or register to view this content.



Thanks for that philosophy man, really, thank you.



See, I do have some morals like you after all. Not half bad when you stop trying to hate me for 5 minutes.



Oh yeah, I remember you...you're that guy that tore my ass up with all that rough sex in the cleaning closet aren't you? Call me!!!!!!1i!1



I think that question also applies to you but in a slightly different way, are you being slow ? Clearly you don't pick up on sarcasm and fun too quickly.



Good job on forcing the memes
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As the faggots themselves would say, takes one to know one...and you of all people would definitely be capable of telling a gay person apart from anybody. Keep it up brother, SUCK DICK ALL DAY ERRYDAY!



You must login or register to view this content. Trophy Received: Being able to tell sarcasm from being srs. Congratulations .



Confirmed.



Ha ha you're the guy that went off in your first post...well done man, you went full retard.

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I think that posting in this thread without having read the full original post is something thats pretty 'retarded' to do.



*AIR HI-FIVE*



Thank you Chris Hansen. Heart-felt moment appreciated



I get that all the time

Bottom line, looking through this thread is amazing...you actually get a serious glimpse into how fugging stupid some members are now when you take into account this whole thread was a joke and people genuinely thought it was me and reacted how they did. I know this probably has caused a bit of a stir and some people really getting serious but it's honestly in the lightest of humour, hopefully mods will pick up on it how most of the posters did:

^^

Damnn I would never reply to that many people in one post lol, its longer than the original post

omg hahahahhahahahahahahha you crack me up man haha you sir are a legend :y: