(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So people at school have been doing nothing but mocking me about my sexuality and calling me thing such as "faggot" "gay" "dick taking tool" etc. when really I'm not, I'm just confident and know that I'm better than literally everybody. I'll prove how undying my heterosexual emotions and feelings are with the help of some photographs courtesy of Boy George, the nick name we claimed with the photographer:

So, does this look like the photo of a gay guy to you?

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Here I took the liberty of enhancing and zooming in on my pre-pubescent abdominal region, feel free to masturbate to this image alone when you go to bed tonight....oh, actually don't ummm that would be gay and is not what this image is for at all.

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here is me with my bf Dick..."bf" stands for 'best friend' now, NOT boyfriend, no homo...none of that homo shit.

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I like this photo, it really compliments my black eye which I received the previous night from gaining anal entrance to Dicks ass without his consent...wait, no, that sounds gay...I ummm got it wrestling a bear. Also, don't you worry...that bulge isn't an erection from having another "buff" bamf beside me posting with his hot body and perfect stance...so, yeah dontchu go calling me out on that and saying im gay and shit guys.

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ha ha this was a good day, Dick brought his camera to school so we could photograph one another pulling poses and being completely straight and doing things you straight gu- i mean us straight guys do...yeah!

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i know youre all thoroughly enjoying glaring at my shirtless body but this is the last photo i could provide, you know, i dont want nobody achieving no boners on my part which is not what i aimed to do in the first place :embarrassed:. This was taken on a guys night that went horribly wrong..euggghhh, we had organised a quiet night in, you know, just us guys and had ourselves topless and lots of oil ready to practice our masseuse skills on one another :love: when suddenly...a bunch of random ass girls appeared. Yeah, we got completely bummed out not just because girls came (coodies in hand) but along with them came the local paedo...see if you can spot him everybody!!!

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YUP, if you guessed that the local pedo was the guy in the red box below, then you were correct!!!1

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so, hopefully ive proved that i am 99.99% straight and love nothing besides vagina but im sorry, i have gotta go meet up with the guys...tonight were going to re-try our guys night in and to compensate for the last nights incident with the disgusting females showing up Dick is bringing his fathers dildo that he found...i wonder what we'll get up to :arate: ...bye, ill miss you guys until next time xoxoxoxoxox

original postage of the images by the scammer You must login or register to view this content.. Please don't condemn me ha ha

So what does this do to our relationship MBO? Is it over?:cry:

lmfao you crack me up fella.

My name is Samberg. I'm 16, and I like to quote homos that act like they are tough on the Internet.

NVM bro..........

How is that acting tough? You must've forgot to mention the fact that you're mentally retarded.

youve gotta have issues with your own sexuality, because i would never make a thread asking if people thought i was gay lol.
so my answer to your question, yes i think you are gay, and very insecure.
Who gives a dam what other people think. very funny thread though.

Herp a derp I know this kid kinda IRL, played PSN with him a few times lol.

Nahhh
you don't get it along with some of the others that can't understand blatant mockery :p
I'll spell it out though, the guy that I posted as in the original post is a 13 year old scammer that put those exact photos up in the NGU Photo Album, so I wanted to have some fun with that.



As for you, who more than likey are a basement dweller incapable of latching on to some titties and ass for your life don't be jealous and doubt others social lifes and shit just because you yourself have one that sucks serious balls, not all the members on NGU fall under the categories of 'nerds' or 'geeks':
I don't claim shit, i just do
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that's me in them photos, if people knew how to browse the forums you could see a lot more of my actual photos and not have been spoofed into thinking i was originally that 13 year old ha ha

I'm almost 19 by the way actually...but yeah, im not the "average" user of NGU to put it politely

LMFAO... You would pull that shit from a year ago wouldn't you? You totally got me dawg.. I'm so jealous that I don't look like Macaulay Culkin and that I don't have to get ugly Irish skanks drunk, just to sleep on their lap for one picture. Who are you to tell me I need to analyze my life, when you here made a thread accusing some little kid of being gay?