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Drive 10MPH under the speed limit.
Walk slow in stores.
Request you help them with unnecessary things.

And why?
To piss you off.

The Secret Society of Old People .
I mean, why would an 80 year old woman need to drive on the interstate at 11PM?
Why would she need you to bathe her cat?

Exactly. She doesn't. She just wants you to be pissed. She hates you for being young. She's jealous. That's why.

Face it. Old people are the ultimate trolls.
We will never win.

Just be ready for it. And look around next time you're out. You'll see them everywhere.
Be prepared.

Laugh all you want. When you're driving down 40 in a 55, don't say I didn't warn you.

Lol wut? .