Post: 10 Things to Do with Mac 'n' Cheese Before You Die
05-07-2011, 03:51 AM #1
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1. Take a bath in it.
2. Make Love in it.
3. Dive into a pool of it.
4. Turn it into a world famous sculpture.
5. Blend it and drink it.
6. Masturbate with Mac N Cheese covered fingers.
7. Make a pillow out of it.
8. Play games with a Mac N Cheese Ball.
9. Fill your computer with it.
10. Pour a nice warm bowl down your pants.

11.The Macaroni Necklace

Take some macaroni and a bit of string. Paint the macaroni with brightly coloured paints and then thread the string through them. Tie a knot in the end and you have a rather attractive necklace. Other variations include the macaroni bracelet if the piece of string isn't long enough.

12.The Pasta Picture

Many a day was spent in primary school making pictures out of macaroni. Put some glue on the pasta shapes and just stick them to a piece of paper in an interesting way. Different pasta shapes give the picture different textures.

13.The Pasta Picture Frame

Get an old picture frame, glue some pasta shapes to it and then paint with bright colours. This is the perfect way to display those pasta pictures.

14.The Pasta Sculpture

Using pasta shapes and pipe cleaners, it is possible to make many different objects, such as furniture for a doll's house.

15.The Macaroni Snake

Take a whole packet of dry macaroni and thread each piece on to a piece of string which is long enough to be dragged on the floor behind you.
Allow enough string at one end to loop it round your wrist and tie a knot to secure it.
Tie a triple knot at the opposite end to ensure that the macaroni doesn't fall off.
Paint the macaroni in bright colours.
Place your wrist through the loop.

16.Portable Jenga

Jenga is a game involving the strategic placement of wood blocks in a tower. The objective of the game is to stack the blocks as high as possible without the Jenga 'tower' toppling over. The player whose block topples the tower loses.

For the pasta version, pick out the straighter pieces and stack them in groups of three on top of each other.

17.Macaroni-stuffed Felt Toy Animals

If you don't have to hand any lentils or split peas, macaroni pasta is a great alternative stuffing for toy felt animals or bean-bags.

18.Macaroni Maraca Madness

This one's really cool. Get two washed, empty yoghurt pots. Quarter-fill each with macaroni pieces and tape the pots together, rim to rim. You now have a homemade percussion instrument - maraca madness is all yours.

19.The Turner Prize

A single piece of macaroni, sitting in the middle of the floor.

1 These only work with the dried varieties of pasta that you get in packets, and not the pasta shapes in tomato sauce that you get in tins. Or fresh pasta, for that matter.
2 The annual Turner Prize was established in 1984 to encourage new developments in, and to reward, contemporary British art.

20.Bacon Bits!
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05-08-2011, 03:02 AM #20
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Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
I heard they go to some place in Egypt, and there is a farm with tons and tons of babies. But I don't think thats true. =D


I heard when you touched a camel in egypt they pooped out a baby that looks a little like you Awesome face
05-08-2011, 03:02 AM #21
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lol thats funny Happy
05-08-2011, 03:05 AM #22
JakeM
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Originally posted by bman53 View Post
I heard when you touched a camel in egypt they pooped out a baby that looks a little like you Awesome face



:O I saw a picture of my mommy petting a camel once. I always thought that babies came from a tree. Like a banana tree or one of those money trees.
05-08-2011, 03:08 AM #23
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Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
:O I saw a picture of my mommy petting a camel once. I always thought that babies came from a tree. Like a banana tree or one of those money trees.


Yes it's kind of a 60% chance that a baby will come out. PS: sometimes they grow off of the trees
05-08-2011, 03:12 AM #24
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Originally posted by bman53 View Post
Yes it's kind of a 60% chance that a baby will come out. PS: sometimes they grow off of the trees


WOW! Is that why some people have really flat heads?!?!? Because they weight so much that they break the branch! I am going to call my friend and tell him that. Wanna go do Karate in the garage?
05-08-2011, 03:13 AM #25
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Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
WOW! Is that why some people have really flat heads?!?!? Because they weight so much that they break the branch! I am going to call my friend and tell him that. Wanna go do Karate in the garage?


Yes, but be warned if we do karate in the garage, it might turn up to not be karate......if you

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05-08-2011, 03:16 AM #26
JakeM
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Originally posted by bman53 View Post
Yes, but be warned if we do karate in the garage, it might turn up to not be karate......if you

KNOW

WHAT

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MEAN

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I see... I think we should stick to this really random convamasation. I think we are staying at the top of the list, so it shouldn't be long before world domination.
05-08-2011, 03:17 AM #27
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Originally posted by HairLikeF33L View Post
I see... I think we should stick to this really random convamasation. I think we are staying at the top of the list, so it shouldn't be long before world domination.


World domination was what Bin Laden would have wanted... i miss him :(.. Lets live on to this destiny
05-08-2011, 03:20 AM #28
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:FU: Bin Laden. World Domination begins when the enemy surrenders. He has surrendered. Its our time to take over.

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