Post: How To Get Hired At Your Dream Job - Cover Letter Help
05-24-2011, 07:31 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Let's face facts: The job market isn't what it used to be. And with so many people in the applicant pool, you need to be on your A-game if you're going to get noticed.

If you're looking for work, it might be a good idea to take a look at this awesome cover letter below and then use it as a template. What could possibly go wrong?

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I laughed at this XD
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The following 4 users say thank you to xxtaylorxx for this useful post:

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05-25-2011, 06:37 AM #11
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If someone uses this/facepalm
05-25-2011, 02:46 PM #12
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I know this is a joke and all, and it is funny as ****.

But Cover letters are useless pretty much. I just found that out myself. I wrote to a company for a vacancy and they replied along the lines of 'We had 70 applicants with people who match our exact criteria more than you. However, your cover letter was the best we received among the 70 applicants.' Yet, I lacked experience. Good cover letter, not enough work experience. Bullshit, right? Not even a job interview for the best cover letter they received.
05-25-2011, 03:38 PM #13
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05-25-2011, 04:37 PM #14
This seriously made me laugh - "I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any Rubiks cube in front of your face with my magic fingers. I will bring one to prove it." That's legendary.
05-25-2011, 05:11 PM #15
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If i were a boss, i'd hire this bitch
05-25-2011, 05:37 PM #16
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I hope he gets the job
05-25-2011, 05:38 PM #17
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Originally posted by xxtaylorxx View Post
Let's face facts: The job market isn't what it used to be. And with so many people in the applicant pool, you need to be on your A-game if you're going to get noticed.

If you're looking for work, it might be a good idea to take a look at this awesome cover letter below and then use it as a template. What could possibly go wrong?

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I laughed at this XD


Lol funny guy Happy
05-25-2011, 07:11 PM #18
Haha, I thought it was going to be some real advice on cover letters and was interested.
But this just made my day so np! thanks for the post!

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