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Germany had many attempts to win the war, such as breeding a army of 'Super soldiers' - Tall, blond men with blue eyes. They even tried to poison our sausages, They should of known we preferred bacon...

But, as always Hitler had different plans. He decided to try and train animals such as a German Shepard (A dog) To talk, read and claim that it discussed religions. After Hitler committed suicide it was leaked out that he loved animals, but mostly dogs.

The plan wasn't going so well, as before his death he tried to get the dogs to talk to his SS soldiers, but that didn't work. But as we all know Hitler and his crazy antics he didn't give up. He recruited dogs from all around Germany to try and train them to learn 'Morse Code' tapping out messages and sending them to the battlefield.

But this plan also failed, but Hitler tried to hide the fact that is failed saying 'One dog wrote poetry' - This had me wondering if Google had a Dog to English translator but it doesn't, such a shame.

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What do you guys think if this actually worked out?
Germany may of won the war?
Was Hitler mad?


Written by NGU's Konsole | Howl Hitler | 25 May 2011 | You must login or register to view this content.

Almost, but I heard Chuck Norris is crazier...

yeah but, barely

One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while

phoning the technicolor Turkish pimentos.

And thats a German Shepard in the pic???

Yea Germany is too crazy to win a war lol they do the stupidest shit and think they would succeed...

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

Just leave already?

Anyone wanna start this, not the whole hitler thing, just teaching dogs/cats(pussys) how to read.

We also came up with some crazy plans like dogs with bombs to blow up tanks
However they went after are tanks not the germans lol

And another one about birds pooing on subs to get them to appears on the surface to clear the lens

In times of war all ideas must be looked at for gaining the edge.