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Germany had many attempts to win the war, such as breeding a army of 'Super soldiers' - Tall, blond men with blue eyes. They even tried to poison our sausages, They should of known we preferred bacon...

But, as always Hitler had different plans. He decided to try and train animals such as a German Shepard (A dog) To talk, read and claim that it discussed religions. After Hitler committed suicide it was leaked out that he loved animals, but mostly dogs.

The plan wasn't going so well, as before his death he tried to get the dogs to talk to his SS soldiers, but that didn't work. But as we all know Hitler and his crazy antics he didn't give up. He recruited dogs from all around Germany to try and train them to learn 'Morse Code' tapping out messages and sending them to the battlefield.

But this plan also failed, but Hitler tried to hide the fact that is failed saying 'One dog wrote poetry' - This had me wondering if Google had a Dog to English translator but it doesn't, such a shame.

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What do you guys think if this actually worked out?
Germany may of won the war?
Was Hitler mad?


Written by NGU's Konsole | Howl Hitler | 25 May 2011 | You must login or register to view this content.

Woulda been quite funny with dogs like this

i think he is just crazy.

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Probably the smartest man alive, oh shit wait.

Thread title of the year

Germany tried many crazy things to win the war. Even a sound cannon if you can believe that.

ye awesome thread title :fa:

i'm pretty good at crazy plans