Post: How to sleep in school
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05-26-2011, 01:08 PM
#1
egoDream
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the classes you're are most likely to get away with sleeping:
-When you have old teachers
-When you have friendly, quiet teachers
-When you're in bottom class
-When you've watching a movie
You can't get away with sleeping if you're:
-The most talkative in the class
-The class clown
-The teachers pet
-Sitting up the front
-The lost souls of 1000 babies
-Good in classes so the teacher doesn't care
How to sleep in class:
-Hide your face at all times even if it's uncomfortable(hair or use your arm)
-Sit around back corner
-Try and get a friend to cover for you (just say i'm going to sleep wake me up if a teacher comes)
-Try and look down at your book so it just looks like you're really in to your book and love school
If you get caught:
-Say you were resting your eyes, slow motion blinking or your eyes were dry and you needed to close them
-Admit it say sorry sir/miss i feel asleep by accident or say sorry ****head ur class is ****ing shit as you ****face ****head now let me go back to sleep ****face and go suck a dick u man whore! (advise not saying that unless you're really pissed off)
-Pretend you're dead, or sick
please provide some examples we all need some tips on how to sleep in class lol.
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06-03-2011, 04:26 AM
#12
Kidd Cold
**** my Toaster !~!
Originally posted by Dream
In this thread i'll be teaching you all the methods of falling asleep in school and not getting caught... hopefully lol.
the classes you're are most likely to get away with sleeping:
-When you have old teachers
-When you have friendly, quiet teachers
-When you're in bottom class
-When you've watching a movie
You can't get away with sleeping if you're:
-The most talkative in the class
-The class clown
-The teachers pet
-Sitting up the front
-The lost souls of 1000 babies
-Good in classes so the teacher doesn't care
How to sleep in class:
-Hide your face at all times even if it's uncomfortable
-Sit around back corner
-Try and get a friend to cover for you (just say i'm going to sleep wake me up if a teacher comes)
-Try and look down at your book so it just looks like you're really in to your book and love school
If you get caught:
-Say you were resting your eyes, slow motion blinking or your eyes were dry and you needed to close them
-Admit it say sorry sir/miss i feel asleep by accident or say sorry ****head ur class is ****ing shit as you ****face ****head now let me go back to sleep ****face and go suck a dick u man whore! (advise not saying that unless you're really pissed off)
-Pretend you're dead, or sick
please provide some examples we all need some tips on how to sleep in class lol.
the classes you're are most likely to get away with sleeping:
-When you have old teachers
-When you have friendly, quiet teachers
-When you're in bottom class
-When you've watching a movie
You can't get away with sleeping if you're:
-The most talkative in the class
-The class clown
-The teachers pet
-Sitting up the front
-The lost souls of 1000 babies
-Good in classes so the teacher doesn't care
How to sleep in class:
-Hide your face at all times even if it's uncomfortable
-Sit around back corner
-Try and get a friend to cover for you (just say i'm going to sleep wake me up if a teacher comes)
-Try and look down at your book so it just looks like you're really in to your book and love school
If you get caught:
-Say you were resting your eyes, slow motion blinking or your eyes were dry and you needed to close them
-Admit it say sorry sir/miss i feel asleep by accident or say sorry ****head ur class is ****ing shit as you ****face ****head now let me go back to sleep ****face and go suck a dick u man whore! (advise not saying that unless you're really pissed off)
-Pretend you're dead, or sick
please provide some examples we all need some tips on how to sleep in class lol.
My hair used to be kind of long, so I used to just let it cover my eyes and enjoy the sleep.
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06-05-2011, 09:23 PM
#16
FlyingIrishMan
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06-14-2011, 02:22 AM
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The_Platypus
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