(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In this thread i'll be teaching you all the methods of falling asleep in school and not getting caught... hopefully lol.

the classes you're are most likely to get away with sleeping:

-When you have old teachers
-When you have friendly, quiet teachers
-When you're in bottom class
-When you've watching a movie


You can't get away with sleeping if you're:

-The most talkative in the class
-The class clown
-The teachers pet
-Sitting up the front
-The lost souls of 1000 babies
-Good in classes so the teacher doesn't care


How to sleep in class:

-Hide your face at all times even if it's uncomfortable(hair or use your arm)
-Sit around back corner
-Try and get a friend to cover for you (just say i'm going to sleep wake me up if a teacher comes)
-Try and look down at your book so it just looks like you're really in to your book and love school


If you get caught:

-Say you were resting your eyes, slow motion blinking or your eyes were dry and you needed to close them
-Admit it say sorry sir/miss i feel asleep by accident or say sorry ****head ur class is ****ing shit as you ****face ****head now let me go back to sleep ****face and go suck a dick u man whore! (advise not saying that unless you're really pissed off)
-Pretend you're dead, or sick


please provide some examples we all need some tips on how to sleep in class lol.

MY AMAZING METHOD TO USE AND ADD TO THIS THREAD IS:

1. Be all angry while lining up for Class.
2. When You Get in class don't talk keep quit serious face ad slam stuff (make sure your @ the Back of class.
3. now you chuck a "Nathan" as i like to call it (his a kid in my class long story)
4. Now this is the Hardest Thing To Do,
Get in To a "Fake Fight" with a M8 (verbal not Physical) (warn him b4 class about this)
5. When the teacher breaks it up she/he might come up and speak to you, Be all angry and say "ITS HIS FAULT MISS/SIR + I WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNIG AND I'AM HAVING THE WORSE DAY (COUNTINE BEING ANGRY SAY THAT I A ANGRY WAY!)
6. she/ he will continue teaching and you have just got a free period.
7. put head on desk dont atract ANY attention to you. and your home free.

enjoy use wisely <3

Fall asleep and if you get caught go All troll on his ass and say why you no let me sleep?

Looks like someone slept through English class...:lol:

What the **** is religion class.