Post: Lebron Jokes
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06-14-2011, 02:21 AM
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CLM
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Lebron Jokes
LeChoke, LeQueef, LeBrick, LeBitch, whatever the fugg you wanna call him. Just post some jokes her for some lulz! Here's all the one's I've heard!
1. I asked LeBron for a dollar, but he only gave me 75 cents back. He said he doesn’t have a fourth quarter.
2. Tomorrow is LeBron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
3. Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. It only vibrates because it has no rings.
4. LeBron James?
Hmmm, that name doesn't have a ring to it.
5. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW LEBRON BATTLE FLAG?
IN RECOGNITION OF HIS EFFORTS IN THE PLAYOFFS, IT'S SOLID WHITE.
6. The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships they have.
7. Why didn't LeBron go to college? He knew he'd fail the finals.
8. Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
9. LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!
10. Why won't LeBron marry his girlfriend? He's not ready to wear a ring yet!
11. What did LeBron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland? Eggs Benedict Arnold!
12. The difference between Lebron and a pornstar? A pornstar won't choke on the big one!
13. Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.
14. Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.
15. What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.
Once again LeBron......
Lastly, for any of you Heat fans..... Watch this shit and weap :carling:
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06-14-2011, 03:44 PM
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06-21-2011, 09:24 PM
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Dewzy916
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Originally posted by ClutchLikeMelo
Lebron Jokes
LeChoke, LeQueef, LeBrick, LeBitch, whatever the fugg you wanna call him. Just post some jokes her for some lulz! Here's all the one's I've heard!
1. I asked LeBron for a dollar, but he only gave me 75 cents back. He said he doesn’t have a fourth quarter.
2. Tomorrow is LeBron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
3. Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. It only vibrates because it has no rings.
4. LeBron James?
Hmmm, that name doesn't have a ring to it.
5. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW LEBRON BATTLE FLAG?
IN RECOGNITION OF HIS EFFORTS IN THE PLAYOFFS, IT'S SOLID WHITE.
6. The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships they have.
7. Why didn't LeBron go to college? He knew he'd fail the finals.
8. Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
9. LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!
10. Why won't LeBron marry his girlfriend? He's not ready to wear a ring yet!
11. What did LeBron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland? Eggs Benedict Arnold!
12. The difference between Lebron and a pornstar? A pornstar won't choke on the big one!
Once again LeBron......
Lastly, for any of you Heat fans..... Watch this shit and weap :carling:
I like how kobe has 4 rings in the shirt and the 5th one is a fixed one from 2002
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