I have unfortunately been in and out of hospital all my life as I am undoubtfully very accident prone. Here is a list of just a few injuries I have sustained over the years:
Broke arms in 2 places, How? Climbed on the counter and fell backwards opening the cupboard.
Fractured skull, Walking out of the back door as a little kid and tripped and faceplanted.
Broken Jaw, Got out of the bath and slipped and smacked my jaw of a tiny silver bin in the corner.
Broken finger (recent) Fighting

Piece of broken glass went throught my foot, I was little and got up at like 7 in the morning with my dad still asleep, there was broken glass on the floor, I grabbed a stool to reach up to get a biscuit, jumped off and then :cry:
There are many more but yeah :lol: