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Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus: Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) is a bacterium responsible for several difficult-to-treat infections in humans. MRSA is especially troublesome in WalMart bathroom stalls where people tend to eat cheesecake and lick their fingers after touching the walls. Hot looking dumb chicks are at greater risk of infection than the general public.