Post: Do you get wood in the morning?
07-06-2011, 05:38 PM #1
--Ben-
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); OK so I was wondering does anyone get wood in the morning or is it just me? :confused:

I'm not sure why but for ages now the first thing I realize when I wake up in the morning is that I have wood, and I can't really remember any erotic dreams I had the night before :p

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07-06-2011, 06:01 PM #11
Mudkip
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Originally posted by Ben
OK so I was wondering does anyone get wood in the morning or is it just me? :confused:

I'm not sure why but for ages now the first thing I realize when I wake up in the morning is that I have wood, and I can't really remember any erotic dreams I had the night before :p

/Discuss


get up, piss, goodbye wood
07-06-2011, 06:05 PM #12
Mr.RizLa+
Mistaaa RizLa !
yep :'Winky Winky lol
07-06-2011, 06:09 PM #13
The Open Minded
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Don't all guys wake up with wood??? stare
07-06-2011, 06:25 PM #14
HOST Lee
IM A AWESOME
You might do what i do, touch yourself while your sleeping, i do this and it gets embarrassing when your mom tells you, "you were feeling yourself this morning" i don't even know I'm doing it then when i wake i have a hard on. but at night i know i do have sexual dreams..
07-06-2011, 06:31 PM #15
KyleWTF
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I'm no lumberjack.

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07-06-2011, 06:32 PM #16
Originally posted by Ben
OK so I was wondering does anyone get wood in the morning or is it just me? :confused:

I'm not sure why but for ages now the first thing I realize when I wake up in the morning is that I have wood, and I can't really remember any erotic dreams I had the night before :p

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i dont wake up with wood im :black: i wake up with the whole Fuucking tree,

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07-06-2011, 07:15 PM #17
Cudder
Read My Mind
No actually, I wake up with clitoral wood

But honestly you look like a retard with this thread open, the only people that don't get morning wood are people under the age of 8 or over the age of 75

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07-06-2011, 07:17 PM #18
Kombust
At least I can fight
Nothing to be worried about if I'm correct, I too have 'wood' every morning and generally got used to it. It's also refered to as a morning glory ^_^
Sometimes it is annoying for me as I am a boarding student and have 2 room mates and the last thing I want is them waking up to a cockmeat sandwich in my boxers. Enzo
07-06-2011, 07:21 PM #19
getxscared
Space Ninja
Originally posted by Ben
OK so I was wondering does anyone get wood in the morning or is it just me? :confused:

I'm not sure why but for ages now the first thing I realize when I wake up in the morning is that I have wood, and I can't really remember any erotic dreams I had the night before :p

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It's because your body has a very strong bloodflow while you are asleep, and it flows perfectly into your peter. Awesome face

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