|POLL| the best Yo momma Joke U think

07-11-2011, 01:42 AM #1

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Your momma is so old that powdered milk squirts out her nipples

HAHHA LOL

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07-11-2011, 07:05 PM #29

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Your Mama's so fat she uses your Dad as tampon!!

Tie some string around his foot so you can get him back out next time Winky Winky

07-11-2011, 07:34 PM #30

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Yo momma is so stupid, when she entered a stupid contest, they turned her down and said, "sorry no professionals"

07-11-2011, 07:45 PM #31

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Your momma is so dumb she walked passed a YMCA and said hey they misspelled Macy's.

07-11-2011, 07:50 PM #32

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Yo momma so fat when she jumped off a cliff she got stuck.
Yo momma so fat when she went to sea world the whales started singing "We are family"

07-11-2011, 08:30 PM #33

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yo momma is ugly

07-12-2011, 03:29 AM #34

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you mother is so fat she is the kitchen

07-12-2011, 03:39 AM #35

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Yo mama is so fat it takes 2 trains and 1 bus just to get to her good side
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to a movie she sits next to everyone
Yo moma is so fat when she sat on a nickel a booger poped out of George Washington (think about tht one)

07-13-2011, 07:39 AM #36

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Yo mama so fat that when she dies in call of duty the person gets a 5 kill streak.

07-13-2011, 08:27 PM #37

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really guys your mom jokes wait im back in 3rd grade again yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!