(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Basically , this is the bible for the lads ! Lads is a british slang word for man. British people will find this the funniest ! Join their page on facebook , its jokes ! You must login or register to view this content.

Some commands :

13) Thou shall invite a girl over to watch a film and watch the first 15 minutes only.

14) Thou shall not commit adultery.

15) Thou shall pretend to agree with everything your girlfriend is saying.

16) Thou shall take a fellow LADS mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.

17) Thou shall always drink more than you can handle.

1 Thou shall not lie. Thou shall merely bend the truth.

19) Thou shall remember the saying, "Up the rectum won't affect them".

20) Thou shall share hot MILF with friend if opportunity arises.

110) Thou shall never take pictures of themselves in the mirror.

111) Thou shall always keep a minimum of 4 johnnys in thy wallet at all times.

112) Thou shall never purchase or wear male Uggs.

113) Thou shall never put 'xoxoxo' in any text message or Facebook status.

114) Thou shall turn directly to page 3 whenever reading The Sun.

115) Thou shall always remind fellow LAD if his mum is a MILF.

116) Thou must never enter the kitchen, as this is the women's resting place.

117) Thou shall always be in a charge of the BBQ.

Thou shall not believe religious bull crap.