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07-17-2011, 09:50 PM
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The Open Minded
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This book is real. It is available on Amazon for $138. It is called, "Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!".
Yes, the book does indeed have 2 exclamation points at the end of the title.
Not only are there comments on the Amazon page confirming that the entire book consists of full capitals and Ebonics (ethnic slang), but there is also a large Product Description and About the Author section which make it hard to believe this book even made it through a damn publisher.
Here are those sections quoted EXACTLY as they were on the Amazon page.
Originally posted by another user
Product Description
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSC
T BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISE
BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGE TO>>
ISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: https://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER:GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOUL BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61
About the Author
MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG IS A CHRISTIAN EVANGELIST SPEAKER: AND A CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE WRITER/TEACHER: CHOSEN AND CALLED BY THE HOLYSPIRIT GO MS. ELIYZABETH STARTED TWO CHRISTIAN CABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS IN 1996: CALLE CHRISTIAN POWER! HEALTH PROSPERITY AND SOUL!! AND > ALSO A: > TEENAGER AND KIDS TELEVISION PRODUCTION CALLE> CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS. *SHE ALSO STARTED A CHRISTIAN BASE MILITARY CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORES AND MALL CART BUSINESS DURING IN 1991. ALL THREE CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES ARE > NOW ONLINE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES UNDER THE NAMES: https://christianpowerbookstores.spreadtheword.com/ **https://group.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoul ALSO>https://groups.msn.com/ChildrenRaisedInTheLoveOfJesus *MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP & TV CLUB: CALLE KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES. MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: ALSO PETITION FOR THE MAYOR SEAT IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN 1998. BECAUSE OF ORGANIZED CRIMES, POLICTICAL RACISM AND CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION AGAINST ELIYZABETH: HOLYSPIRIT EVANGELIST LIFE: IN THE PAST 10 YEARS: GOD HAS DIRECTED MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: TO WRITE THIS BOOK OF REMEMBRANCE, AND THIS BOOK OF REPENTANCE: TO HELP SAVE THE WORL THROUGH GOD AND CHRIST JESUS: IF YOU BELEIVE: YOU CAN RECIEVE JOHN 3:3-16. *REMEMBERING: MATTHEW 4:17-26: JESUS SAI REPENT! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAN **COME AND FOLLOW ME: AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN!! MY FIRST CHRISTIAN BOOK IS DIRECTED BY GO AND THE TRUE CALL TO ETERNAL LIFE SALVATION IS IN IT: GIVEN TO ME FROM: EMMANUEL CHRIST JESUS: > JESUS SAI JOHN 14:15-16 If ye love me, keep my commandments.
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSC
T BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISE BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGE TO>>ISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: https://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER:GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOUL BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61About the Author
MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG IS A CHRISTIAN EVANGELIST SPEAKER: AND A CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE WRITER/TEACHER: CHOSEN AND CALLED BY THE HOLYSPIRIT GO
MS. ELIYZABETH STARTED TWO CHRISTIAN CABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS IN 1996: CALLE CHRISTIAN POWER! HEALTH PROSPERITY AND SOUL!! AND > ALSO A: > TEENAGER AND KIDS TELEVISION PRODUCTION CALLE> CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS. *SHE ALSO STARTED A CHRISTIAN BASE MILITARY CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORES AND MALL CART BUSINESS DURING IN 1991. ALL THREE CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES ARE > NOW ONLINE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES UNDER THE NAMES: https://christianpowerbookstores.spreadtheword.com/ **https://group.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoul ALSO>https://groups.msn.com/ChildrenRaisedInTheLoveOfJesus *MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP & TV CLUB: CALLE KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES. MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: ALSO PETITION FOR THE MAYOR SEAT IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN 1998. BECAUSE OF ORGANIZED CRIMES, POLICTICAL RACISM AND CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION AGAINST ELIYZABETH: HOLYSPIRIT EVANGELIST LIFE: IN THE PAST 10 YEARS: GOD HAS DIRECTED MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: TO WRITE THIS BOOK OF REMEMBRANCE, AND THIS BOOK OF REPENTANCE: TO HELP SAVE THE WORL THROUGH GOD AND CHRIST JESUS: IF YOU BELEIVE: YOU CAN RECIEVE JOHN 3:3-16. *REMEMBERING: MATTHEW 4:17-26: JESUS SAI REPENT! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAN **COME AND FOLLOW ME: AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN!! MY FIRST CHRISTIAN BOOK IS DIRECTED BY GO AND THE TRUE CALL TO ETERNAL LIFE SALVATION IS IN IT: GIVEN TO ME FROM: EMMANUEL CHRIST JESUS: > JESUS SAI JOHN 14:15-16 If ye love me, keep my commandments.
Yeah. If you could bare to read it all then you are either laughing till you piss yourself or you are crying from facepalming too hard.
Just for teh lulz, here are some of the product comments.
Originally posted by another user
That's right kids.
Don't be doing the sex thing.
But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.
After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.
Don't be doing the sex thing.
But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.
After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.
Originally posted by another user
1. You will never ever, in the scripture, find an example of a TRUE minister of God CHARGING for teachings.
2. First sign of a christian whack job.... putting your own photo on the cover.
This book is about this woman and is 100% self promotion.
2. First sign of a christian whack job.... putting your own photo on the cover.
This book is about this woman and is 100% self promotion.
I just had to share this with you guys. This is the kind of shat that gives religion of any kind a bad name. A part of me finds this sad. A part of me finds it hilarious.
To view the product page on Amazon.com please click here: [url=www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609%253Fie%253DUTF8%2526tag%253Dbook_and_magazine-20%2526linkCode%253Das2%2526camp%253D1789%2526creative%253D390957%2526creativeASIN%253D1425992609/]Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!![/url] (I am in NO way advertising or advocating the purchase of this book. In fact I am advocating that no one be so stupid as to fork out 138 bucks for this pile of shat. SO inb4fagswhiningaboutadvertising)
07-17-2011, 09:52 PM
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LordOfSpoon™
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07-17-2011, 10:02 PM
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The Open Minded
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Originally posted by LordOfSpoon
Thats f*cking bullshit, who the hell would pay that much money for a book thats worth nothing. Birth control is the best thing to happen since NGU. Well if people used it more, like teens.
edit: oh and AIDS is a good reason for condoms, stupid bitch.
sorry for the flaming lol
edit: oh and AIDS is a good reason for condoms, stupid bitch.
sorry for the flaming lol
Haha! Flame the book all you want man :carling: It deserves it.
07-17-2011, 10:07 PM
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LordOfSpoon™
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Originally posted by The
Haha! Flame the book all you want man :carling: It deserves it.
These are the people that give religions a bad name. Good example, baptists. My dads dad drank and smoked with the preacher from a baptist church even though he told everyone NOT to drink or smoke. Or corrupt Priests touching children. I'm not religious (as everyone here may know) but it just f*cks up peoples faith when people they trust do stuff like that.
07-17-2011, 10:13 PM
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Originally posted by LordOfSpoon
Thats f*cking bullshit, who the hell would pay that much money for a book thats worth nothing. Birth control is the best thing to happen since NGU. Well if people used it more, like teens.
edit: oh and AIDS is a good reason for condoms, stupid bitch.
sorry for the flaming lol
edit: oh and AIDS is a good reason for condoms, stupid bitch.
sorry for the flaming lol
A condom does not protect you against AIDs and STDs all of the time birth control is not 100% you can still get STDs and AIDs when using birth control :dumb:
07-17-2011, 10:16 PM
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The Open Minded
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Originally posted by kmanthecaveman
A condom does not protect you against AIDs and STDs all of the time birth control is not 100% you can still get STDs and AIDs when using birth control :dumb:
Yes but they still protect you from STDs better than nothing. SO why are you flaming? Do you advocate that people not use condoms as protection for STDs? :dumb:
07-17-2011, 10:18 PM
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